cell phone

One of the best inventions ever. For you dimwits who've been living under a rock for the past 10 years, a cell phone is a miniature phone that you can carry around with you, and features text messaging, a shorter version of email. As I was saying, an awesome invention. I don't kno wut i'd do w/out mine...

I'll text you on my cell phone on the way.

by blogger_08 January 22, 2006

New York City

The best city in the world!!! New York is home to several very famous tourist attractions, among them the Statue of Liberty and the Empire State Building. The Big City is one of the fashion capitals of the world, and no wonder, what with fifth avenue. Some of their really great stores include Barney's, Saks Fifth Avenue, and Sephora. NYC is also a celebrity hot spot, with tons of awesome clubs, where celebrities like MK & A hang out. There's no doubt about it: NEW YORK ROX!!!

I'm going shopping at the original Saks, in New York City!

by blogger_08 January 21, 2006

Simon Cowell

The judge on American Idol who makes the show worth watching. He always breaks it to the contestants who can't sing that they suck, and always has something extremely critical to say. He's why the show's such a success; his critiques are actually pretty funny when u think about it.

In Season 5, after giving an (overweight) woman a golden ticket, Simon Cowell remarked "I hope they made the stage bigger this year." At first, this might seem really harsh. But when you think about it, he's actually really funny!

by blogger_08 January 20, 2006

Superman

One of Eminem's most famous songs, which is strange because it's not one of his best songs at all, compared to other ones like Lose Yourself and Mockingbird. If you're looking for a really good song by Slim Shady to download, I recommend: Mockingbird, Lose Yourself, The Way I Am, or When I'm Gone.

I listened to the reknowned Superman and it's really not that good.

by blogger_08 April 09, 2006

Ne-yo

An AMAZING artist, probably best known for his song So Sick.

Did you hear Ne-yo on the radio yesterday? His debut album is coming out on February 28.

by blogger_08 April 09, 2006

shopping spree

Goin to a mall and blowin all ur money on everythin u can get ur hands on... Especially the essentials like clothes, jewelry, and makeup.

Girl: I won a $2,000 shopping spree at TNA! I'm headin there rite now, wanna come?
Friend: Hell, ya! Let's move.

by blogger_08 January 17, 2006

Britney Spears

A fuckin whore who thinks that any stripper with a lot of money can make it in the music industry. Well, Britney, guess wut? Your fuckin WRONG!!! Any fans of hers have surely been hypnotized, because any self-respecting music fan wouldn't give her songs a chance.

Little kid: "Britney Spears is my idol!"
Mother: "What have you been smokin'? Go listen to some proper music!"

by blogger_08 January 22, 2006