Definitions by blindspot

haji 

Any subservient brown person (origin: Johnny Quest's sidekick)

Do not be a Haji, you are better than that.

haji by blindspot February 17, 2005

matrix 

the space inside of a woman where humans take root and grow into babies until they are born

We all come from the matrix

matrix by blindspot February 17, 2005

NASCAR

A sporting event consisting entirely of an endless series of left turns in which millions patiently wait for someone to turn right.

I just don't understand NASCAR

NASCAR by blindspot February 17, 2005

cato 

a houseboy, as in Inspector Clouseau's or OJ's

I need a houseboy to take care of the plants.

cato by blindspot February 17, 2005

Pud 

The penis of a pathetic human specimen.

What are you going to do all day sit inside and whack your pud?

Pud by blindspot February 17, 2005

cholmes 

even more ethnic variation of holmes, mostly derogatory. you might call your homey "holmes" but you would only call someone you didn't respect a cholmes.

That dude is a cholmes.

Hey get away from my girl cholmes.

cholmes by blindspot February 17, 2005