blindspot's definitions

haji

Any subservient brown person (origin: Johnny Quest's sidekick)

Do not be a Haji, you are better than that.

by blindspot February 17, 2005

Pud

The penis of a pathetic human specimen.

What are you going to do all day sit inside and whack your pud?

by blindspot February 17, 2005

blindspot

The part of your mind that doesn't know to know what you don't know.

My dad has a blindspot for social grace.

The answer must be in my blindspot.

by blindspot February 17, 2005

empty-vee

Television network formerly known as Music Television.

My girlfriend watches endless amounts of empty-vee.

by blindspot February 17, 2005

NASCAR

A sporting event consisting entirely of an endless series of left turns in which millions patiently wait for someone to turn right.

I just don't understand NASCAR

by blindspot February 17, 2005

bochee

bullshit

Dad (listening to "Fight the Power" by the Isley Brothers):
"I can't play my music
They say my music's too loud
I kept talkin about it
I got the big run around
When I rolled with the punches
I got knocked on the ground
With all this bochee going down"

Son: "That's bochee, daddy."

Dad: "It sure is son. It sure is."

by blindspot September 1, 2020