blake dremmel's definitions

dropped ass

The simple act of releasing silent flatuence and waiting for a friend or stanger to unknowingly walk into it with utter disgust.

OOOOHHHWWW! Somebody just dropped ass right here. Gnarley I can taste it. Gross!

by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

Dicked The Show

To screw up really bad.

To not show up at all and the people waiting for you are screwed because you flaked out.

Damn it! Our drummer is not going to make it tonight. Looks like he dicked the show again.

I dicked the show and forgot to pick up beer. Shit! You have any money?

We are going to run out of gas! Dude, you totally dicked the show. Why didn't you get gas?

by blake dremmel October 6, 2008

Juked

To be screwed over. To be diapointed with an outcome of a situation.

I'm so juked that I got a parking ticket.

I'm pretty juked that larry fucked my little sister!

The show is allready sold out? Juked!

by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

Felching

To extract the ejaculated deposit of semen from your lovers anus with a soft straw like tube.
.clear fuel line from Pep Boys
.motorcycle fuel line from any motorcycle shop

"Alex, where are the new felching tubes you just got from "Fun Bike Center"? You're going to want one later."

"I'm going to felch that cum right out of your sisters ass tonight after we fuck!"

"Next time get it in 12 inch lengths so I can shove at least half of it right up your ass!"

by Blake Dremmel February 13, 2008

taint snapper

A small powerful fart that tickles the skin between your testicals and anus and or vagina and anus.

Did you here that? That was a taint snapper!

by Blake Dremmel April 8, 2007

Butt Broth

A mild case of "the shits" usually caused by a bad piece of lettuce that was on your jumbo jack and or whopper junior. Sometimes the lettuce will actually be seen in the bowl of broth.

I just ate that jumbo jack only an hour ago and all ready I had butt broth! Amazing!

Dude, I just blew butt broth with a side of lettuce all over your bowl! It must have been the whopper junior I ate an hour and a half ago. I think the lettuce was bad or maybe a little brown.

by blake dremmel October 7, 2008

Aftermath Steam Bath

This is when you are taking a hot steamy shower and your roommate or significant other comes in a takes a big steamy dump.

Now the shit and fart molecules are now mixed in with the steam from the hot shower.

Sorry I have to give you an Aftermath Steam Bath babe but I just can’t wait. The next place we get will have 2 bathrooms or at least a bath and a half.

by Blake Dremmel February 12, 2008