The simple act of releasing silent flatuence and waiting for a friend or stanger to unknowingly walk into it with utter disgust.
by Blake Dremmel March 29, 2007
I'm so juked that I got a parking ticket.
I'm pretty juked that larry fucked my little sister!
The show is allready sold out? Juked!
I'm pretty juked that larry fucked my little sister!
The show is allready sold out? Juked!
by Blake Dremmel March 29, 2007
To extract the ejaculated deposit of semen from your lovers anus with a soft straw like tube.
.clear fuel line from Pep Boys
.motorcycle fuel line from any motorcycle shop
.clear fuel line from Pep Boys
.motorcycle fuel line from any motorcycle shop
"Alex, where are the new felching tubes you just got from "Fun Bike Center"? You're going to want one later."
"I'm going to felch that cum right out of your sisters ass tonight after we fuck!"
"Next time get it in 12 inch lengths so I can shove at least half of it right up your ass!"
"I'm going to felch that cum right out of your sisters ass tonight after we fuck!"
"Next time get it in 12 inch lengths so I can shove at least half of it right up your ass!"
by Blake Dremmel February 12, 2008
To excrete an enormous amount of flatuance into the office chair you are sitting on while working. Then let permiate into the fabric and cushion of the chair. When an unexpecting co-worker walks by your cubical you let them pass by and then call them.
When they turn around and walk towards where you are sitting, you slowly get up and gently push the chair over to them and marvel at the disgust on their face.
When they turn around and walk towards where you are sitting, you slowly get up and gently push the chair over to them and marvel at the disgust on their face.
Do da do, Ahhhhh... "Hey Harry, check this out for a second" (office chair is pushed gently towards Harry as he is walking towards you) (Harry's reply) "NO Dude! Your not right man that fuckin disgusting!" HAHAHAHA that must be your first chair bomb.
by blake dremmel August 07, 2007
One who enjoys waiting around to smell a fresh fart that his friend cut. Then acts suprised that it stinks.
by Blake Dremmel March 29, 2007
A mild case of "the shits" usually caused by a bad piece of lettuce that was on your jumbo jack and or whopper junior. Sometimes the lettuce will actually be seen in the bowl of broth.
I just ate that jumbo jack only an hour ago and all ready I had butt broth! Amazing!
Dude, I just blew butt broth with a side of lettuce all over your bowl! It must have been the whopper junior I ate an hour and a half ago. I think the lettuce was bad or maybe a little brown.
Dude, I just blew butt broth with a side of lettuce all over your bowl! It must have been the whopper junior I ate an hour and a half ago. I think the lettuce was bad or maybe a little brown.
by blake dremmel August 11, 2008
by Blake Dremmel March 29, 2007