Doing A Louis

A morning routine that involved rolling a joint upon waking, picking up a newspaper and sitting on the toilet for a miniumum of 45 minutes whilst getting your head together for a new day.

Coined from the jazz Legend Louis Armstrong who made this routine popular.
Good morning love, if anyone calls I'm doing a Louis.
by black flag June 06, 2004
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USS Cole

UK slang

A ship that's got a hole in it.
3 degrees to starboard helmsman we don't wanna be a USS Cole do we?
by black flag June 02, 2004
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pixie

Small maelevelent house elf. Originally from the cornish folk law creature Piskie. Now a feral creature in most houses occupied by stoners. They like to 'borrow' vital stuff like fag papers (thats the English fag, ie cigarete and ain't intended to be homophobic). At times when you most need them and return the said items when you don't.
Your turn to skin up pal.

I would if I could but the pixies have knicked my rizlers.
by black flag June 01, 2004
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scrumpy

A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.
"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)
by Black Flag May 28, 2004
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europhobic

Unreasoning and ill informed hatred of anything pertaining to europe.
It seams like 80% of the posters at urban dictionary are yankee europhobes.
by black flag June 01, 2004
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Three Line Whip

A tool used in the British Parliamentry system to undermine democracy.

The term refers to to party 'enforcers' or whips underlining an item on parliamentry order papers three times as an order for all MP's to tow the party line on that vote even if the party line goes against their own beliefs and the wishes of their electorate.
see also Withdrawing the whip
Britains involvment in Gulf War 2 war as a result of a three line whip
by black flag June 05, 2004
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