monarchy

An out moded for of government where power is handed down by accident of birth rather than other means.

The divine right of kings

by black flag May 29, 2004

coupling

Hit UK TV show, that flopped when remade stateside. Proof that humour is on the whole non-exportable.

"The plot of Lesbian spank inferno?
Well, there is these five lesbian film makers who decide to hold a competion to see who can make the best.. er art film. So they show each other the films and the loser gets err... spanked."

"They all get spanked in that one don't they"

"Err thats right they decide that to spank just one is discrimatory, so they decide they... all... need a.... spanking..."

"You've been watching porn again haven't you?"

"Oh god yes I am so sorry!!!!"
(Series 2 episode 3)

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

Tate

An art gallery in London, now in two parts The Tate on the Embankment and The Tate Modern in a converted power station at Bankside.

I'm going down the Tate to soak up some culture.

by black flag May 31, 2004

fall off the truck

UK slag,

Stolen goods. articles who's origin is not strictly legal.
(also 'fall off the back of a lorry')

"Nice telly"
"Yeah fell of the back of a truck"

by black flag June 05, 2004

metrosexuality

To be sexually excited by the Paris underground railway (subway) system

Jean-Paul would stand for hour on the plateform playing out his darkest fantasies.He was not ashamed of his Metrosexuality.

by black flag May 30, 2004

zyder

The correct pronounciation of cider, a potent aloholic brew much loved by wurzels, crusty's, and school kids

Oi drank up me zyder and was as pissed as a newt.

by black flag June 02, 2004

B'jesus

Irish term, to be startled.

She crept up behind me and scared the B'jesus out of me.

by black flag May 31, 2004