black flag's definitions

B'jesus

Irish term, to be startled.

She crept up behind me and scared the B'jesus out of me.

by black flag May 31, 2004

scrumpy

A very potent type of rough cider. Normally associated with South West England, although the county of Kent also produces some good stuff. A good scrumpy normally has an alcohol content of atleast 7% by volume, be full of semi liquid apple pulp and taste like appley vinegar. It is suprisingly refreshing and can be consumed in vast quantities; providing the drinker does not want to use his legs for the next five hours. Was often given to wurzels in lieu of payment by landowners in an attempt to keep the works complient.

"Arrrrgghhhr yoouzzsh moi bessshhtisss mate yoush are." (a phrase often heard from the lips of scrumpy drinkers.)

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

pixie

Small maelevelent house elf. Originally from the cornish folk law creature Piskie. Now a feral creature in most houses occupied by stoners. They like to 'borrow' vital stuff like fag papers (thats the English fag, ie cigarete and ain't intended to be homophobic). At times when you most need them and return the said items when you don't.

Your turn to skin up pal.

I would if I could but the pixies have knicked my rizlers.

by black flag June 1, 2004

metrosexuality

To be sexually excited by the Paris underground railway (subway) system

Jean-Paul would stand for hour on the plateform playing out his darkest fantasies.He was not ashamed of his Metrosexuality.

by black flag May 30, 2004

monarchy

An out moded for of government where power is handed down by accident of birth rather than other means.

The divine right of kings

by black flag May 29, 2004

Blakes 7

British TV sci-fi show from the late 1970's where a group of ill matched revolutionaries fight an all prevading evil federation through a gravel pit near Letchworth (Bedfordshire).

However dispite it's zero budget special effects and shakey sets the quality of both the writing and acting made it a classic. It ran for four seasons.

Lets finish it Blake

by Black Flag February 4, 2004

white out

1) A sevear blizzard where nothing but snow is visable.
2) A brand of correction fluid
3) To overdose on Cocaine
4) To ejaculate into your own or your partners eye.

Harry suffered a white out. He was not happy.

by black flag May 31, 2004