Standing and modelling. A sexual fetish which involves standing around enrobed in chains with whips, handcuffs and excessive quantities of leather.
It's too bad that S&M has become "standing and modelling". I'm tempted to spank whomever is responsible for this, but they'd probably enjoy that.
by bitchuck December 08, 2024
1. "Service Provider", used in "escort review" forums to refer to a working girl, painted lady, lady of the night...
2> "Standard Play", the shortest runtime on media formats which offer a choice between SP (standard play), LP (long play), EP (extended play). For instance , the VHS video home system had T120 as the standard videocassette, which held two hours (120 minutes) of SDTV on SP, four hours on LP, six hours on EP. The lowest denominator (supported from the first VHS VCR onward) was SP, which forced some particularly long feature films (like Mario Puzo's "Godfather" series) onto a second cassette.
3. "Service Pack" in software version numbering; "WinXP SP3" was Windows XP, Service Pack 3, for example.
2> "Standard Play", the shortest runtime on media formats which offer a choice between SP (standard play), LP (long play), EP (extended play). For instance , the VHS video home system had T120 as the standard videocassette, which held two hours (120 minutes) of SDTV on SP, four hours on LP, six hours on EP. The lowest denominator (supported from the first VHS VCR onward) was SP, which forced some particularly long feature films (like Mario Puzo's "Godfather" series) onto a second cassette.
3. "Service Pack" in software version numbering; "WinXP SP3" was Windows XP, Service Pack 3, for example.
I miss the VHS days. It wasn't HDTV, but when you booked an SP you actually had two hours to "get off".
by bitchuck September 17, 2024
A facial is a sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a pornstar's face.
A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.
Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.
A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.
Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.
Kimberly Clark introduced the first facial tissues to porn after being spooged in the face one time too many on-camera.
They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.
They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.
by bitchuck September 12, 2024
S.L.U.T.—"Sweet Little Unforgettable Thing"—is the second track off of Bea Miller’s chapter three: yellow EP and the official lead single of her second album, Aurora.
The song's lyrics are an implicit reference to slut-shaming, which the singer openly defies.
The song's lyrics are an implicit reference to slut-shaming, which the singer openly defies.
I love myself, I wanna see it
When I turn around, look in the mirror
And if you don't like it, you can leave it
'Cause it's my own and I'll keep owning it
If you don't like what I'm wearing
Well, you're only bothered 'cause you're staring
And you'll never talk me into caring
'Cause it's my own and I'll keep owning it
I'ma do just what I want on the regular
And it's really not my fault if you're scared of a
Sweet little unforgettable thing, unforgettable
Sweet little unforgettable thing, so incredible
No and I'm not sorry, I'm just loving my body
I don't care if you're scared of a sweet little unforgettable thing
I love my ass, I wanna shake it
You can thank my mama 'cause she made it
Don't you waste your breath trying to change it
Just mind your own and I'll keep owning it
We gotta learn to stick together
Love your colour, gender or whatever
'Cause your happiness don't need a censor
Just mind your own and we'll keep owning it
...
Shame, shame, shame on me, shame, shame, shame
Shame on me, baby, I ain't gon' change
Shame, shame, shame on me, shame, shame, shame
Shame on me, baby, I ain't gon' change (No, no, no)
...
When I turn around, look in the mirror
And if you don't like it, you can leave it
'Cause it's my own and I'll keep owning it
If you don't like what I'm wearing
Well, you're only bothered 'cause you're staring
And you'll never talk me into caring
'Cause it's my own and I'll keep owning it
I'ma do just what I want on the regular
And it's really not my fault if you're scared of a
Sweet little unforgettable thing, unforgettable
Sweet little unforgettable thing, so incredible
No and I'm not sorry, I'm just loving my body
I don't care if you're scared of a sweet little unforgettable thing
I love my ass, I wanna shake it
You can thank my mama 'cause she made it
Don't you waste your breath trying to change it
Just mind your own and I'll keep owning it
We gotta learn to stick together
Love your colour, gender or whatever
'Cause your happiness don't need a censor
Just mind your own and we'll keep owning it
...
Shame, shame, shame on me, shame, shame, shame
Shame on me, baby, I ain't gon' change
Shame, shame, shame on me, shame, shame, shame
Shame on me, baby, I ain't gon' change (No, no, no)
...
by bitchuck May 26, 2025
A euphemism for masturbation.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
by bitchuck September 10, 2024
According to sperm.blog "Sperm receptacles, also known as spermathecae, are structures found in female organisms used to store and receive sperm during sexual reproduction. Sperm receptacles are specialized structures in female animals that receive and store sperm from male partners for later fertilization of their eggs. These structures have evolved in a variety of shapes and sizes, ranging from pouches to ducts to sacs, depending on the species."
That much is real. There is, however, no such word as "sperm recepticle".
One more reason why illiterates should not be permitted to breed.
That much is real. There is, however, no such word as "sperm recepticle".
One more reason why illiterates should not be permitted to breed.
by bitchuck December 14, 2024
As a telephone number, +1 represents the North American Numbering Plan - which covers much of the English-speaking Caribbean as well as Canada, the US and its possessions. It's much like the "+1" concept in event invitations - you want to invite Canada, but they won't come unless you let them bring their loud, obnoxious neighbor as a "+1".
Life was so much simpler before the phone companies found computers. Instead of singing "PEnnsylvania 6-5000" all of the musicians stand up and call out "+1-212-736-5000" now? Where's the tradition in that?
by bitchuck September 23, 2023