bitchuck's definitions
A "Vee-String Vagina Prosthesis" is an undergarment in the basic shape of a G-string which has the appearance of an artificial vagina colour-matched to the wearer's skin. Aimed primarily at crossdressers and at a male-to-female transgender niche market, it exists in various models - some of which claim to allow urination, masturbation or sexual activity with the vee-string in place. Evidently, your mileage may vary.
Confusingly, there have been multiple attempts to trademark "v-string" or "vee-string" (which are phonetically identical) for different products. Victoria's Secret has been trying since 1998 to trademark "v-string" as a store-branded variant of what is basically a g-string. Castle Supply has been trying since 2002 to trademark "vee-string" for an artificial prosthetic vagina, worn much like a g-string but for M2F TG's. And then there's the "v-strings that win" logo and slogan which had been used by Victory Sports for strings for tennis or badminton-style rackets apparently since the 1950's.
You might come out of this feeling like a new woman, or you might come out feeling that this is just another underhanded racket. Caveat emptor.
You might come out of this feeling like a new woman, or you might come out feeling that this is just another underhanded racket. Caveat emptor.
by bitchuck January 4, 2025
Get the v-string mug.Mister Bone Saw.
The miscreant who ordered the assassination of Washington Post journalist Jamāl Aḥmad Khāshqujī in the Saudi embassy in Turkey.
The miscreant who ordered the assassination of Washington Post journalist Jamāl Aḥmad Khāshqujī in the Saudi embassy in Turkey.
Saudi Arabia's Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman (MBS) has long been accused of involvement in the killing of the Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi - presumably making him Mister Bone Saw.
Unfortunately, any principles the US might have had about not doing business with those who engage in such terrorism seems to have taken a back seat to considerations of not offending a trading partner... or at least not offending a trading partner other than the various longtime Western democracies which Trump has been randomly hitting with tariffs and annexation threats.
Unfortunately, any principles the US might have had about not doing business with those who engage in such terrorism seems to have taken a back seat to considerations of not offending a trading partner... or at least not offending a trading partner other than the various longtime Western democracies which Trump has been randomly hitting with tariffs and annexation threats.
by bitchuck May 20, 2025
Get the MBS mug.In homosexual male oral sex, to force the penis into the throat in such a way that it either blocks the airway or triggers gagging, coughing, retching or induces vomiting. The implication is either that the penis is abnormally large or that the sexual technique of the person receiving the oral favours is overly aggressive (for instance, pounding away at the throat as if it were a vagina).
Bigger is better, right? Blocking the throat during oral isn't sexy in real life, but that hasn't stopped the creation of multiple pornographic videos titled "gag the fag" or some variation thereof.
by bitchuck September 3, 2021
Get the gag the fag mug.In many ways, a TScort is the best of both worlds, although it would be impolite to treat her as merely a novelty.
by bitchuck May 5, 2025
Get the TScort mug.A mix of two concepts:
"LA" is presumably not the Lennox and Addington revered by Avril Lavigne fans worldwide but Los Angeles, a podunk California town which attracts would-be actresses and models from all over. Many have perfect faces.
Conversely, Oakland is a city in the Bay Area in which many who have been priced out of San Francisco by the Silicon Valley rabble and the dot-com bubble have taken refuge. A black man and a rapper, Sir Mix-A-Lot would be looking for ghetto booty - a booty that is large, round, and bootylicious.
So, presumably, the best of both worlds.
"LA" is presumably not the Lennox and Addington revered by Avril Lavigne fans worldwide but Los Angeles, a podunk California town which attracts would-be actresses and models from all over. Many have perfect faces.
Conversely, Oakland is a city in the Bay Area in which many who have been priced out of San Francisco by the Silicon Valley rabble and the dot-com bubble have taken refuge. A black man and a rapper, Sir Mix-A-Lot would be looking for ghetto booty - a booty that is large, round, and bootylicious.
So, presumably, the best of both worlds.
Seattle-based rapper Sir Mix-A-Lot saw the Oakland girls might not have been China doll beautiful like the A-list cinema stars from Burbank, but were particularly endowed in another area.
This phrase, LA face with an Oakland booty, is talking about a female who has both.
This phrase, LA face with an Oakland booty, is talking about a female who has both.
by bitchuck November 30, 2025
Get the LA face with an Oakland booty mug.Victoria's Secret is some incredibly awkward fact that would publicly humiliate Victoria or irreparably harm her business were it revealed.
by bitchuck September 28, 2023
Get the Victoria's Secret mug.A "pool boy" is a servant who cleans pools.
In Internet pornography, these men exist primarily as eye candy to the rich and famous. The posting is prestigious and anyone who takes up the mantle treated as an Adonis among men.
In Internet pornography, these men exist primarily as eye candy to the rich and famous. The posting is prestigious and anyone who takes up the mantle treated as an Adonis among men.
I studied at the Sorbonne to become a pool boy; while there, I espoused a blonde French maidservant as my bride. We had expected this to bring us fame and fortune in California, like that depicted on PornHamster.
If it's on the Internet, it must be true.
Neither of us is quite sure how exactly both careers turned out to be dead-end janitorial paths. If we can't rely upon PornHamster as an expert source when making professional career decisions, whom can we trust?
If it's on the Internet, it must be true.
Neither of us is quite sure how exactly both careers turned out to be dead-end janitorial paths. If we can't rely upon PornHamster as an expert source when making professional career decisions, whom can we trust?
by bitchuck August 24, 2024
Get the pool boy mug.