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A Toronto radio station which serves primarily as shark bait.
CHUM was historically owned by the Waters family.
CHUM was historically owned by the Waters family.
by bitchuck February 10, 2025
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The image conjured by this lyric is a 1960's hippie bus, painted in a vast array of psychedelic hues by peaceniks in the Vietnam War era.
The image conjured by this lyric is a 1960's hippie bus, painted in a vast array of psychedelic hues by peaceniks in the Vietnam War era.
I'm on a bus on a psychedelic trip
Reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip
I'm thinkin' of you, you're out there
Say your prayers!
Reading murder books, tryin' to stay hip
I'm thinkin' of you, you're out there
Say your prayers!
by bitchuck August 13, 2025
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My buddies got drunk at the strip joint and started dancing on tables. The hired-thug bouncers explained very rudely to them that is is not what they meant by advertising a "table dance" on offer for an exorbitant fee.
by bitchuck September 23, 2023
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The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
by bitchuck August 26, 2024
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A drag performer engages in live theatrical performance as a member of the opposite gender ("drag king" if female-to-male, "drag queen" if male-to-female). Their sex and gender presentation is usually exaggerated to comic effect.
A drag performer engages in live theatrical performance as a member of the opposite gender ("drag king" if female-to-male, "drag queen" if male-to-female). Their sex and gender presentation is usually exaggerated to comic effect.
It is not uncommon for a drag performer to choose a stage name so that the last name matches that of a mentor. For instance, if "Amanda Fox" were mentor to "Britney" who in turn was mentor to "Charlotte", naming them as a "house", "family" or "lineage" would pass part of drag mother Amanda's name on to the others as "Britney Fox" and "Charlotte Fox".
by bitchuck September 20, 2024
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Captain Lucky Pierre had a reputation among seafaring butt pirates for sliding himself into the middle of the action so that, while he was being gleefully penetrated from astern, he in turn was plundering the poop deck of another of the hardy butt pirates who comprised his crew of slippery sea men.
That's why any butt piracy ship under his command always carried a hold full of rube and lubbers, so avast ye and prepare to be boarded!
That's why any butt piracy ship under his command always carried a hold full of rube and lubbers, so avast ye and prepare to be boarded!
by bitchuck April 24, 2025
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The phrase "Elbows up!" enjoyed a spike in popularity in 2025, when it was adopted widely as a Canadian response to foreign bullying. It is a defensive stance, but one which infers standing ones ground.
by bitchuck June 12, 2025
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