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facial tissue
A facial is a sexual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a pornstar's face.
A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.
Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.
A facial tissue is a specific type of cum rag, usually made of paper fibre, created to clean up the resulting mess.
Any tissues which are not consumed during film production are sold to the fans, which has proven a profitable venture.
Kimberly Clark introduced the first facial tissues to porn after being spooged in the face one time too many on-camera.
They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.
They've become fairly standard across most adult entertainment, with the exception of one group of gay male pr0nductions in which colour-coded handkerchiefs are still being stuffed into the left or right arse trouser pockets to signify which perversions an individual performer is seeking or willing to participate in.
facial tissue by bitchuck September 12, 2024
A date with Kimberly Clark
A euphemism for masturbation.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
A date with Kimberly Clark by bitchuck September 9, 2024
holy acrimony
Mondegreen of the phrase "holy matrimony" - most likely as a deliberate Freudian slip, to refer to the state of being married and miserable.
Dost thou take this man to be thy awfully dreaded husband?
Dost thou take this woman to be thy awfully dreaded wife?
By the power vested in me by Church and State, I hereby declare thee joined in holy acrimony. What God hath joined, let no man put asunder.
You may now diss the bride. Amen.
Dost thou take this woman to be thy awfully dreaded wife?
By the power vested in me by Church and State, I hereby declare thee joined in holy acrimony. What God hath joined, let no man put asunder.
You may now diss the bride. Amen.
holy acrimony by bitchuck September 8, 2024
Dirty Deeds done with Sheep
A rendition of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds done dirt cheap" created by the infamous Bob Rivers.
Likely not safe for work, at least once he sheepishly confesses to pulling the wool over your eyes.
Likely not safe for work, at least once he sheepishly confesses to pulling the wool over your eyes.
If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
Youve got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime!
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)
Youve got a thing for ewes
Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!
Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime!
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep
Dirty deeds done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep
My friend Larry has a little lamb
Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps bragging 'bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,
Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.
Don't be a barn door man!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what I've done to you!
Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)
Dirty Deeds done with Sheep by bitchuck September 8, 2024
one up the bum, no harm done
A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
one up the bum, no harm done by bitchuck September 5, 2024