bitchdipshit's definitions

Lockport

Downtown is clogged, taxes are hell high just like all other towns in its state of Illinois, do not move here unless you want to get arrested for something as driving within the speed limit because the police are very oppressive + shitty. Not to mention the water will probably kill you as though it got poisoned and actually traveled to Lockport homes.

Lockport is my home.
Man you are going to die or go to jail for life in one day.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Shorewood

Fuck this town.
Not only is it so small but it comes with a bunch of jackasses waiting to smell you for sex inspection.

I got a GF from Shorewood!

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Minooka

A fucking ghost town with so much ghetto that only natives and cavemen would appreciate.

I need to be spared from Minooka!

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Lemont

Full of dirty girls so such and all the young people smoke a bunch of weed and vape a lot that this town is probably polluted and its high school is infiltrated by a bunch of slut teens and whoever goes to this school is probably a whore.

I'm going to Lemont to smoke! See you when I still am!

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Homer Glen

Sluts and whores live in this town and is a ghost town like Minooka.. No wonder this shit still exists today.

I am in Homer Glen.
Time for raping I guess.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Frankfort, IL

This town has so much ghetto it cannot be understood.

Frankfort, IL ghetto.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Wilmington, IL

Town ravaged by forest preservers who want to take over the place with prairies and forests. OMG..

I walked the prairie in Wilmington, IL!
Good, because tomorrow the town of Wilmington will be a forest.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021