The sweetest, most caring person in the entire world. She will inspire you to be a better person and she will help you grow. She will always put a smile on your face. She's rare to find, but when you find her, you will love her with your entire heart forever and ever.
by birkenstocksgirl April 29, 2019

{Sees person wearing crocs without jibbitz}
Jenna: Nice shoes!
{Sees person wearing crocs with 5555555 jibbitz}
Jenna: wHaT aRe tHoSeEe
Jenna: Nice shoes!
{Sees person wearing crocs with 5555555 jibbitz}
Jenna: wHaT aRe tHoSeEe
by birkenstocksgirl June 15, 2018

The best person you'll ever meet. She has a heart of pure gold and is kind to everyone who deserves it. She is gorgeous and blows everyone away. Most importantly, she is extremely fit and athletic. Don't let her short height mislead you, she is pure muscle. Also, contrary to popular belief, her mom is NOT fat and does have a pussy. She has the cutest dog too.
Person 1: Am I your best friend?
Person 2: Nah, Sabrina is.
Person 1: Well, her mom is fat and has no pussy!
Person 2: Lies.
Person 2: Nah, Sabrina is.
Person 1: Well, her mom is fat and has no pussy!
Person 2: Lies.
by birkenstocksgirl June 15, 2018

Brayden: Are Sabrina and Noah a thing?
Hannah: Not officially, but Snoah is real. It will be a thing.
Hannah: Not officially, but Snoah is real. It will be a thing.
by birkenstocksgirl June 15, 2018

The littest person ever. She is kind, hilarious, and EXTREMELY fit and athletic. She may look small, but she's very powerful. She also has the cutest dog <3
by birkenstocksgirl June 14, 2018

by birkenstocksgirl January 13, 2018

A queen. Lanie is the coolest and most beautiful person to walk this earth. Everyone is jealous of her. She also has an exclusive af instagram.
I'm jealous of Lanie.
by birkenstocksgirl December 12, 2018
