birdboy2000's definitions

Bruins

1. The team that killed the interest of bostonians in hockey with constant futility and an owner who might as well be dead for how often he makes appearances.
2. The team that had Ray Borque and Cam Neely on it for many years and managed to win the president's trophy, but still couldn't take home the cup.
3. Save a late 2003 skid the best team in hockey, currently hot as hell, and the future 2004 stanley cup winners, due to some excellent goaltending by Raycroft and three solid offensive lines.

Go Bruins!

by birdboy2000 February 11, 2004

elevens

Derogatory term for the Japanese. Comes from "Area 11", what Japan was renamed in Code Geass.

Stupid elevens, Milhouse is not a meme.

by birdboy2000 March 19, 2007

Infield Fly Rule

If there are runners on first and second(Or the bases are loaded) and less then two outs when the batter hits a pop-up to the infield, he is automatically ruled out to prevent fielders from dropping the ball on purpose to try to turn a double play.

Since the bases were loaded with no one out, that easy pop-up became an infield fly, so the third baseman doesn't need to catch it.

by birdboy2000 July 16, 2004

Republic

What fascists advocate when they don't trust the people.

The digital millenium copyright act, the controlled substances act, the USA PATRIOT act, the Alien and Sedition acts.

All of these were passed by "Noble representatives who know what's best for us"

You fascists make me sick. My state has a balance between accountable politicians and referenda if you want anything done, and I like it that way.

by birdboy2000 January 6, 2005

Death penalty

A barbaric method of punishment still carried out in areas such as the deep south, the midwest, and the middle east.

Thankfully, New England's plunged out of barbarism, so we have no death penalty.

by birdboy2000 July 10, 2004