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1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.
2. A variation on the classic beef injection
1. Bragging rights in many a culinary circle, it's a term used to describe a sexual act which can only occur if the female has a yeast infection. With the right combined body temperatures and a copious amount of friction, the man's penis, upon withdrawal, is covered in a light, flaky crust.
2. A variation on the classic beef injection
"When I awoke, I smelled a faint trace of sourdough pretzels and remembered I gave that skank a beef wellington injection last night."
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1. A term describing the medical condition of a slut or prostitute who has had so many nuts busted upon their face, that it begins to discolor the pigmentation of their complexion.
2. Similar to Rosacea, but with hoes.
1. A term describing the medical condition of a slut or prostitute who has had so many nuts busted upon their face, that it begins to discolor the pigmentation of their complexion.
2. Similar to Rosacea, but with hoes.
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
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1. A term used by baby boomers as slang for making out, the term has more recently come to describe penetrating someones traecheotomy and/or other neck hole.
1. A term used by baby boomers as slang for making out, the term has more recently come to describe penetrating someones traecheotomy and/or other neck hole.
Q: "I saw your truck parked up on lookout point last night...were you necking?"
A: "Yeah and I blew a load right in her stoma."
A: "Yeah and I blew a load right in her stoma."
by billebllunt December 09, 2013
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1. When a woman has intense vaginal seepage, so much so, that she has to keep a spittoon near her at all times.
2. A vessel for vaginal secretions.
1. When a woman has intense vaginal seepage, so much so, that she has to keep a spittoon near her at all times.
2. A vessel for vaginal secretions.
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1. A term used to describe when a woman's IUD or other feminine hygiene product can double as a flotation device.
1. A term used to describe when a woman's IUD or other feminine hygiene product can double as a flotation device.
A police officer at a press conference today said and I quote: "We found the remains of an unidentified, half eaten woman washed up on the shore this morning at approximately 6:15 AM. It appears she used her maxi pad as a sort of pontoontang. Little did she know that she was also chumming the water for sharks in the process."
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1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.
1. Often elusive and rarely seen, it's when a woman's vagina is so big, smelly & hairy that it resembles that of a female sasquatch. Usually, females afflicted by this condition are exiled by their peers to live in the woods.
"I don't normally wear condoms, but that beeyotch was scrotch."
"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."
"If you do ever encounter a scrotch ho, it's best to play dead."
by billebllunt January 19, 2014
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