macgyverwipe 

Verb - macgyverwip(ed) macgyverwip(ing)

1. When one is shocked by the sudden realization, midway through defecation, that there is no toilet paper and must rely on his or her own wit and cunning to find an alternate wiping material within arms reach.

"Many survivalists rely on macgyverwipe tactics when pooping in the wild by making due with a handful of leaves."

macgyverwipe by billebllunt December 9, 2013

macgyvercise 

fixing something that's broke with what's available at the time no matter how unsafe or stupid it is.

I had to macgyvercise my bumper on my car wit some rope cuz that bitch keep draggin on the ground

macgyvercise by Playafied March 11, 2009