optomist

A person that thinks everything is ok when it isnt!!

oh my friend was just shot but at least he lived as long as he did

by bill November 07, 2003

ball spreader

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. Same as "ball splitter." Gay erotica.

His ball spreader must have been uncomfortable, but it kept his cock erect.

by bill November 26, 2004

fraggie

A Man without compare, a man without rival, a man without fear, a man without a dick up his arse, a man who wins at everything he does.

Theres a car up me fraggie

by Bill April 30, 2003

sketchfest

(v.)getting high with close friends(namely on a roadie)
(n.)1. the act of going out and smoking together
(n.)2. the collective group of regular smoking friends

Are we gonna have sketchfest tonight?

At sketchfest yesterday i got so ripped i almost freaked out and hurt somone.

Dude, we are sketchfest.

by Bill March 19, 2004

moozook

1. a retarded way to refer to music

back to moozook now then

by Bill April 29, 2004

lisp

1. A word ushed to describe people who can not properly pronounce their eshes.
2. An extremely annoying computer programming language.

by bill December 15, 2002

bizzored

bored

After smacking his juice, the gangsta became bizzored and robbed a bank.

by bill September 15, 2003