bill's definitions

road rules

A poor ripoff of the awful show, The Real World.

Road Rules suks, and so does MTV in general.

by Bill July 29, 2003

brujo

N. a worker of sorcery. male.

I am a brujo

by bill January 12, 2004

Slam hammer

the penis

i totally ruptured my slam hammer on maggies rough aerse.

by bill June 7, 2004

ssa

ass backwards

man that ssa is nice

by Bill March 23, 2004

push

To continually return a tennis ball without ever attacking during a match.

Johnny pushes like a girl and he's frustrating as heck to play against.

by Bill April 8, 2004

Abbo in the gas tank

The only logical explanation for cars that appear to use a large amount of petrol.

Driver: Fuck man, how does my car use so much petrol.
Passenger: Eh, must be an abbo in the gas tank.

by Bill August 8, 2004

ball splitter

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. "Same as ball spreader." Gay erotica.

His ball splitter kept his cock constantly erect.

by bill November 26, 2004