bilham's definitions

Z out

To tabulate and print out the transactions of the day's sales on a cash register.
Metaphorically: To sum up and conclude a transaction or relationship.

"It's quitting time. Did you Z out?"

"OK, if we're gonna Z out, let's talk about the $960 I paid on your Con Ed bill 2 years ago."

by Bilham April 24, 2012

Anarchid

A spider who doesn't believe in government or authority.

A spider wove her web in front of the Presidential seal. She was an anarchid.

by Bilham May 8, 2011

Genderfy

Declare one's (often opposite) personal gender identification.

Katie spend her first year of college as a girl. She's planning on having a sex change operation after graduation, and next year will genderfy as a boy.

by Bilham December 21, 2010

Inquisivity

(noun) Inquisitiveness.

Proneness to inquiry, research, or asking of questions; Eagerness for knowledge; intellectual curiousity.

Do you mind if I ask, are you circumcised? Im sorry for the inquisivity. I just have a thing about smegma.

by Bilham October 21, 2011

Fupid Stuck

Stupid Fuck. A phrase to use online to bypass censorship software.

"There's no evidence of human contribution to global warming, IMHO".
"Hey Fupid Stuck, grow a brain".

by Bilham January 26, 2013

Sawyer's Handful

A quantity suggestive of fewer than five, or a short handful.

Derived from the concept of a lumber-mill worker’s (sawyer’s) hand often missing a finger and so less able to hold as much as a whole hand.

Being moody and obnoxious, Scott had only a sawyer's handful of friends.

by Bilham May 14, 2010

soonest

As quickly as is reasonable.

(Business letter): "I will look into the issue and get back to you soonest."

by Bilham April 6, 2014