Definitions by bigtones

sis kiss

A situation that's so bad, so uncomfortable, so incredibly AWFUL, that the only thing you can compare it to is French kissing your sister.

Man, I just got caught jerking off in the Boys' bathroom. This is such a sis kiss!

sis kiss by bigtones March 25, 2005

cul-de-sac 

When you stick your scrotum in a girl's vegina.

"I gave Amanda a cul-de-sac, and we ended up having to call the ambulance, because of.... a mishap."

cul-de-sac by bigtones March 11, 2005

RIAA

Acronym for Rich Industrial Assholes Anonymous.

They think they can control the system, but they don't realize that they're gonna lose eventually.

RIAA by bigtones January 31, 2005

oj simpson 

Has a big fuckin head....

It's abnormal! I mean, it's like a beach ball or something... God, he must've had custom-fitted football helmets.

oj simpson by bigtones January 21, 2005

Siskel & Ebert 

To stick one's thumbs up another person's butthole.

If I were you, I'd give this definition two thumbs up.

Siskel & Ebert by bigtones January 20, 2005

FYI

Acronym for Fuck You, Idiot.

Mr. Johnson sent me to the principal, so I told him "FYI," and I left.

FYI by bigtones January 20, 2005

Robert Blake 

The actor who is now on trial for murdering his wife.

Yeah. Baretta did that shit.

Robert Blake by bigtones January 18, 2005