9 definitions by big cu

gaytheism

The denomination of a gay person who also believes in a higher power. Due to hatred from relegious groups, the gay person pretends to be atheist in front of his/her gay friends to avoid gaytred.

"Is Michael going to the Christmas tree lighting this year?"

"No. Ever since his coming out party, he's converted to gaytheism."

by big cu December 26, 2007

Ball Back Bubbles

The hard to rinse bubbles that remain on the back of a man's balls when he exits the shower.

Damn it. I've got ball back bubbles. Do I get back in the shower? Naw, towel will get em.

by big cu July 24, 2005

Lipstick Christian

Someone who wears Christianity like makeup... to hide the ugly person they really are.

Did you hear Leslie preaching the gospel right after cussing Allen behind his back? Yea...She's such a Lipstick Christian.

by big cu December 19, 2006

gaytred

When gay people hate on the members of their group for not being gay enough.

Jeffry got mad at me today because I wouldn't wear that sun dress in front of my father. He's so full of gaytred.

by big cu December 26, 2007

Twifty

The number that lies half way between twenty and fifty...Or thirty five.

Dude, your milf sister is hot. How old is she?
She's twifty.

Dude, you haven't been missing any meals lately. How many lb's you sportin?
Bout two twifty.

by big cu October 18, 2006

sinker jenkem

Low grade jenkem. Jenkem conconced from sinking turds.

I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.

by big cu November 13, 2007

Blullet

A mullet on a black person. Jerry Curl, or dreds on a non Rastafarian. There are many Blullets hanging out of helmets in the NFL.

Yo, did you see the weave on that receiver for the Falcons? Yea, I saw him in a post game interview. He's sportin one hell of a Blullet.

by big cu December 19, 2006