smokehouse

A nickname for a dark skinned man with a long penis. Named because his schlong looks like a sausage that one would find hanging in a smokehouse.
Man, Smokehouse over der picking at his feets again.
by biffula November 28, 2007
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Dresser

A fully decked out motorcycle which has been enhanced through add-ons to make them appear more stylish and/or more comfortable for longer rides. Add-ons that result in a motorcycle being considered a dresser include windscreen, backrest, good-time radio, CB radio, and saddlebags. After putting these add-ons onto a motorcycle that bike is said to be 'fully dressed' (or a 'dresser').
Damn, all you see are fools riding sportsters or dressers these days. No real bikers left anymore.
by biffula April 07, 2010
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crease grease

The greasy remains from an inadequate ass wiping. Ultimately will cause burning and/or itching until propertly cleaned. The cause of skid-marks in a persons drawers.
Dude, I cant wait to find a crapper so I can clean up my crease grease.
by biffula September 02, 2006
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jack walker

A nickname for the libation Johnnie Walker, as in Jack is a nickname for someone named John.
Pour me another double of Jack Walker if you would my dear serving winch.
by biffula November 28, 2007
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tejas

The original Native American word for friend. Often thought to be Spanish, but used by the Caddo Indians long before the Spanish arrived. Bastardized by Spanish explorers and became known as the location now known as Texas.
by biffula August 25, 2006
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butt wipe

1) a crappy person.

2) anything used to wipe ones ass.
1) You are an annoying butt wipe. Please leave my personal space.

2) Oooh, that was a particularly greasy shit, this is gonna take lotsa butt wipe.
by biffula November 28, 2007
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dill

Bad spelling for the word 'dil', which is short for dildo. A mistake indicative of the pathetic shape our public education system is in.
Dude, you are such a dill(dil).
by biffula November 28, 2007
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