biffula's definitions

elevator button

An extremely short johnson.

I look down and all I see is an elevator button.

by biffula July 30, 2007

purple bulb

Penis tip. The purple head on ones tool.

I love when you suck, then lightly blow air across my purple bulb. Marry me.

by biffula July 31, 2007

midget firemans helmet

The tip of the penis. It looks like a small firmans helmet.

I love it when she licks my midget firemans helmet.

by biffula July 31, 2007

dil

Short for the word dildo.

Stop being such a dil.

by biffula March 8, 2008

Rum Dumb

An idiot due to their over consumption of alcohol over the years. One who has pickled themself.

Get outta here you freakin Rum Dumb, or I'll call the cops!

by biffula December 26, 2007

Whiskey Tango

Wasting Time. Using the military phonetic spelling for the letters WT. Originated in the military. Contrary to what all the kiddies and dils think, it stands for Wasting Time, not White Trash.

Someone asks you wassup while you are working or at your post, you respond, "Whiskey Tango man, Whiskey Tango."

by biffula December 27, 2007

butt wipe

1) a crappy person.

2) anything used to wipe ones ass.

1) You are an annoying butt wipe. Please leave my personal space.

2) Oooh, that was a particularly greasy shit, this is gonna take lotsa butt wipe.

by biffula December 27, 2007