bethany's definitions

men

can't live with em, can't live without em

"Men suck, don't you think, {insert most wasted friend's name here}?"
"No"

by bethany May 13, 2005

fat love

marjorie, the fat fighters woman from little britain, used this term to describe to the group what it was called when two really fat people had sex.

"...this is what we call 'fat love'"

by bethany January 2, 2005

gay dance

The unbelievably brilliant dance that Stefan Olsdal, of the equally brilliant band Placebo does on stage, often but not limited to the song Taste In Men. I think he might have been gay dancing a bit during Protege Moi at Wembley 2004 but I'm not sure, I couldn't see very well....
The gay dance involves a lot of hip swinging, arms in the air and general sexual energy. Ask any Placbeo fan about it and they'll probably give you a demonstration.

Someone: "Oh you really should have been there, I was right infront of Stef while he was gay dancing!"
Someone else: "ugh you're so lucky!"
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Stefan: *gay dances*

by Bethany September 24, 2005

i'ma cutchu

what you say when someone is annoying the crap out of you... or they are mean... in white-people language it's "i'm going to cut you"

"ho... if you don't stop that, i'ma cutchu

by Bethany March 28, 2004

townie

A townie is a scumbag!In other words there should be banned or even killed.There think that terroising people who aren't a townie is "well ard".Normally a female townie will wear some "well class trakkiez" or some tight jeanz wiv PRINCESS OR BABE on the rear end of them.There will wear large gold hooped earings which obviously aren't real gold and a massive gold clown.They will also have their face covered in cheap foundation normally purchased from "da wkd poundy" and blue eyeshadow n mascara.

Male townies:Will ave der 1 ear pierced which there boast there done thereselves.Will wear bowt "20 pure sovvyz". Der will wear sum "top class trakkiez" n a burberry cap which iz facing da sky!!!

Origh m8?
Oright? luk at ma well wkd pure sovvyz gt em 2day from h.samuel
oh..aye..der safe dem r bruv

by Bethany May 13, 2005

Shlappa

a girl who wears skanky clothing and is popular and thinks she can fit in anywhere

check out that chick in the tiny miniskirt! she is such a shlappa

by Bethany August 2, 2004

mulét

a mulét is Brian Molko's current hair cut (the one with the long sideburns and flickety bit at the back)
a lot of people think that it is a mullet that Brian's got, but mullet is such an ugly word, too ugly for Brian, so I've changed it to mulét (pronounced moo-lay)

"hey look, Brian's got a mullet!!"
"no, it's a MULÉT, mullet is such an ugly word and Brian is so beautiful"

by Bethany October 10, 2004