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lube

when a man loves a man and they want to practice their love
"i love you"
"ok then lets use lube to practice our love"
by Bethany December 1, 2004
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my chemical romance

A shitty band from New Jersey that create really awful, generic songs and that sound like every other band at the moment. Fronted by Gerard Way, who (as my friend so brilliantly put) sounds like he should shot.
Seriously, there's nothing special about them- the only reason they suddenly became 'cool' is because Gerard started to wear red eyeshadow around his eyes. Now every girl in the world is buying shitloads of red eyeshadow and smothering it down their faces while screaming "I'M NOT OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!" Before Gerard's whole I'm A Guy And I'm Wearing Eyeshadow Which Is Make Up barely anyone had heard of My Chemical Romance. Guys wearing eyeliner is just A Thing at the moment and as soon as it goes out of fashion, Gerard will stop wearing it. There's very few male bandpeople that actually wear make up because they like it and think it makes them look more attractive. Infact I can only think of one- Brian Molko.
So there you have it, just another person's opinion on My Chemcial fucking Romance.
A time that I don't know....
Gerard: "oh no one like's us, probably because we're crap, but maybe it's because I'm not wearing any make up like every other guy is at the moment!"
Other Band Member: "Gerard, I think it IS because we're cra-"
Gerard: "Right! I'm going to buy me some eyeshadow!"

A while later....

*on MTV* "I'm not oKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

A Person Who Is Easily Brainwashed By Such Crap: "LIKE OMGZZZZZZ!!!! I LUV MCR!!!!!!! GERARD IS SO HOTT!!"
by Bethany July 6, 2005
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Mark Speight

Used to present a children's art program on CBBC called SMart, along with a guy called Jay something and a woman called Kirsten something. I don't know if the program is still going or not, though.
I saw him in St. John's Wood a couple of weeks ago. He's my new celebrity friend.
Mark Speight: Hello and welcome to SMart! Today blah blah blah...
by Bethany August 31, 2006
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broke

by bethany September 29, 2003
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boo-hiss

a substitue word for fuck.. you use it when you stub your toe instead of yelling FUCK!! you yell BOO-HISS!! or if your mose is attacking your hand you yell boo-hiss the angrier you are thefaster you yell it.. but you cant say *that girl is boo-hissing ugly*.. no that just doesnt work.
boo-hiss i just saw quinn's buccaneer!!
by bethany December 26, 2004
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canoodle

To mess/fuck/screw around with. Flirting, would be a more accurate term.
Arwen likes to canoodle with Lachlan on the Ferris Wheel.
by Bethany August 24, 2004
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Peter peter penis eater

Peter fullarton. A male specimen of our species who cooks, cleans, sings, acts, and is in the army. Plain and simply he is a little on the bent side....so me and Mic think ;o)
Bethany- ha ha look its pete
Mic- no no....correction its peter peter penis eater



may also be called; peter fullashit, peter peter pedaphile, kiddy fiddler (also may be confused with micheal smedely)
by Bethany August 6, 2004
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