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jennifer aniston

Someone who plays the same character in every movie.

Jennifer Aniston always plays the exact same role in every movie and tv show...whats up with that

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

beer

A natural viagra.

Beer make me so horny.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

wife

The reason I drink so much.

My wife likes to nag.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

girlfriend

Like having another car payment every month.

My girlfriend makes me buy her things.

by best definitions ever August 8, 2006

pms

Time of the month to cheat on your girlfriend/wife.

Come on, how can you blame us?

My girlfriend is having PMS, so I'll need a temporary girlfriend. Big tits is a plus.

by best definitions ever January 6, 2007

paris hilton

Proof that money can buy fame.

Paris Hilton is useless, but rich.

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

boobs

Something to look at while a girl talks to you.

Boobs make talking to girls fun.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006