ebay

Great place to sell stolen stuff.

Ebay is a great black market.

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

girlfriend

Like having another car payment every month.

My girlfriend makes me buy her things.

by best definitions ever August 08, 2006

wife

The reason I drink so much.

My wife likes to nag.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

pms

Time of the month to cheat on your girlfriend/wife.

Come on, how can you blame us?

My girlfriend is having PMS, so I'll need a temporary girlfriend. Big tits is a plus.

by best definitions ever January 06, 2007

beer

A natural viagra.

Beer make me so horny.

by best definitions ever July 29, 2006

paris hilton

Proof that money can buy fame.

Paris Hilton is useless, but rich.

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

sex

Something men are expected to want ALL the time. If you don't feel like it, you're girlfriend will say you aren't attracted to her anymore.

Girl: Let's have sex
Guy: I'm tired, maybe tomorrow
Girl: We need to talk

by best definitions ever September 09, 2006