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pms 

Time of the month to cheat on your girlfriend/wife.

Come on, how can you blame us?

My girlfriend is having PMS, so I'll need a temporary girlfriend. Big tits is a plus.

pms by best definitions ever January 6, 2007

sex 

Something men are expected to want ALL the time. If you don't feel like it, you're girlfriend will say you aren't attracted to her anymore.

Girl: Let's have sex
Guy: I'm tired, maybe tomorrow
Girl: We need to talk

sex by best definitions ever September 9, 2006

girlfriend 

Like having another car payment every month.

My girlfriend makes me buy her things.

girlfriend by best definitions ever August 8, 2006

ebay 

Great place to sell stolen stuff.

Ebay is a great black market.

ebay by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

ferrari 

A car most people talk smack about, but can never afford.

- my Chevy can go 0-60 in 3 seconds!
- Yeah, but I drive a Ferrari

ferrari by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

paris hilton 

Proof that money can buy fame.

Paris Hilton is useless, but rich.

paris hilton by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

jennifer aniston 

Someone who plays the same character in every movie.

Jennifer Aniston always plays the exact same role in every movie and tv show...whats up with that

jennifer aniston by best definitions ever July 30, 2006