pottle

a shortened version of the phrase 'That's the pot calling the kettle black', originating in bristol mid 2004.
Used when someone is being hypocritical.

'That's the pottle.'

by Bert February 14, 2005

asshole

a complete idiot who does stupid things, and usually ends up embarassing his/her self

"He tried to nake a cake in the microwave? What an asshole!"

by bert December 14, 2004

FA

fuck all - to do or understand nothing

i am a lazy cunt and i have done sweet fa all day

by bert March 11, 2005

brains blown out

cutting the top off a vechicle making it a vert

bought me a old school and blew out the brains

by bert June 05, 2004

doke

a cigarette, specifically a Marlboro

I'm about to step outside and get a doke.

by Bert March 26, 2005

pocrescophobia

The fear of gaining weight.

Having pocrescophobia increases your urge to do excersize.

by Bert July 25, 2005

melonite

See wordGeeword

by Bert March 26, 2003