walmart

An organisation that is in a life and death struggle with China for world domination.

If walmart doesnt win this struggle it will be the end of life as we know it.

by benth May 11, 2008

king lake dike

When the state said that king lake was in a flood plain and couldn't build any more, the residents raised and spent several million dollars building a dike. What makes it interesting is that the residents wouldn't take government money because strings were attached.

The king lake dike was over built, and seems out of place arround the lake.

by benth April 19, 2008

King Lake

A place people know nothing about, and that is the way the residents of King Lake want to keep it. A very private community.

You wouldn't know King Lake is there Just a road and a gate, and that's as far as I got. Those private cops don't play.

by benth April 05, 2008

cat at a dog show

To be in an awkward possibly dangerous situation where you don't belong. Knowing that no matter how friendly the dogs may be at the moment, you are still a cat and things can change for the worse in an instant.

How was the party? I felt like a cat at a dog show.

by benth December 25, 2009

east omaha dump

Omahas' dump literally for 20 years before EPA and landfills. The greed of the assholes who owned the dump took a hard luck neighborhood and turned it into a real shit hole. The dump gave east omaha smoke, stink, trash, and dump rats bigger than any ghetto rat. The dump made east omaha what it was and may the bastards who ran it rot in hell.

The east omaha dump made east omaha a place where only losers who couldn't live anywhere else lived.

by benth April 18, 2008

obama

a third world leader for a third world country.

when obama was elected i knew the usa was finished.

by benth February 08, 2009

dead ink

A word in the dictionary that no one ever uses.

Sppernarcoliptic is dead ink.

by benth April 09, 2008