benth's definitions

King Lake

A place people know nothing about, and that is the way the residents of King Lake want to keep it. A very private community.

You wouldn't know King Lake is there Just a road and a gate, and that's as far as I got. Those private cops don't play.

by benth April 5, 2008

dead ink

A word in the dictionary that no one ever uses.

Sppernarcoliptic is dead ink.

by benth April 9, 2008

walmart

An organisation that is in a life and death struggle with China for world domination.

If walmart doesnt win this struggle it will be the end of life as we know it.

by benth May 11, 2008

cat at a dog show

To be in an awkward possibly dangerous situation where you don't belong. Knowing that no matter how friendly the dogs may be at the moment, you are still a cat and things can change for the worse in an instant.

How was the party? I felt like a cat at a dog show.

by benth December 25, 2009

obama nut punch

What whitey is going to get when obama takes over.

The landlord wanted the rent, he got an obama nut punch instead.

by benth October 17, 2008

Magic kingdom

A place where the lines for the sucky rides are long the lines for the good rides stretch to the moon, and you are herded like cattle in the Florida heat. Spend 2 hours waiting for a 15 minute ride and you know it's not the magic but heat stoke that make you giddy. The more Disney yaps about the magic the more you realize the isn't any.

How was the magic kingdom? I haven't been that badly treated scene boot camp.

by benth April 26, 2008

tardsome

Awsome stupidity.

Norman left his laptop on his car roof, and drove off. It was tardsome.

by benth September 26, 2008