benth's definitions
A place where the lines for the sucky rides are long the lines for the good rides stretch to the moon, and you are herded like cattle in the Florida heat. Spend 2 hours waiting for a 15 minute ride and you know it's not the magic but heat stoke that make you giddy. The more Disney yaps about the magic the more you realize the isn't any.
by benth April 26, 2008
Get the Magic kingdommug. by benth September 26, 2008
Get the tardsomemug. When the state said that king lake was in a flood plain and couldn't build any more, the residents raised and spent several million dollars building a dike. What makes it interesting is that the residents wouldn't take government money because strings were attached.
by benth April 19, 2008
Get the king lake dikemug. The belief that Obama will somehow tap into powers not know to mortal man and turn the world into a new Eden. Just how and when this will happen his followers aren't saying, but they know it will happen.
by benth April 27, 2008
Get the Obama magicmug. Tee shirts that have stupid messages or pictures on them that really say look at me I'm retarded. Any tee shirt where the wearer is trying to project a false image. Concert Tees ,I kicked cancer's ass, or East Omaha America's Asshole are OK as long as they apply to the wearer's experience, if not they are just plain retarded.
by benth May 4, 2008
Get the Tard Teemug. A female you don't want to screw. She could be unappealing, not interested, her bothers would rip you dick off. Or very rarely you value this person so much you would rather keep her as a friend , then risk loosing her as a lover.
Why is Judy my friend girl? A piece of as is just a piece of ass, but a true friend is hard to find.
by benth August 1, 2008
Get the friend girlmug. by benth February 8, 2009
Get the obamamug.