benth's definitions

Obama Mama

A white slut who gets fucked by nigga's.

Barbara Walters is an Obama Mama.

by benth May 9, 2008

Tard Tee

Tee shirts that have stupid messages or pictures on them that really say look at me I'm retarded. Any tee shirt where the wearer is trying to project a false image. Concert Tees ,I kicked cancer's ass, or East Omaha America's Asshole are OK as long as they apply to the wearer's experience, if not they are just plain retarded.

That's a real tard tee shirley's got on. Yeah but with tits like that who even notices the message.

by benth May 4, 2008

urban retard

Urban kids who look, dress, talk, and act retarded. Some one who thinks Urban Outfitters is the place to shop.

The difference between a retard and an urban retard is the retard is smarter.

by benth April 29, 2008

obama girl

A middle class young woman who has yet to learn life's hard lessons, and attaches to Obama the way she attached to boy band rock stars. A political groupie who is on an adventure before she is forced out into the real world.

What will an Obama girl do if Obama doesn't win? Her parents will make her get a real job.

by benth April 29, 2008

Obama magic

The belief that Obama will somehow tap into powers not know to mortal man and turn the world into a new Eden. Just how and when this will happen his followers aren't saying, but they know it will happen.

Obama magic works on believing, and if it doesn't work it's because of the nonbelievers.

by benth April 27, 2008

wigger reject

A white who copies blacks not because he appreciates or understands black subculture, but because he thinks it makes him look cool. Like a parrot he says words he doesn't understand, like a chimp he copies actions not knowing what they mean.

A wigger reject doesn't understand, that you can walk the walk and talk the talk, but if you ain't got the heart you ain't shit. I'd rather hang with bubba than a wigger reject bubba got heart and don't try to be what he ain't.

by benth April 27, 2008

Magic kingdom

A place where the lines for the sucky rides are long the lines for the good rides stretch to the moon, and you are herded like cattle in the Florida heat. Spend 2 hours waiting for a 15 minute ride and you know it's not the magic but heat stoke that make you giddy. The more Disney yaps about the magic the more you realize the isn't any.

How was the magic kingdom? I haven't been that badly treated scene boot camp.

by benth April 26, 2008