emo

The look a guy has when he catches his dick in his zipper.
No wonder Chet looked really emo last night, he had a zipper accident.
by benth October 17, 2008
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learning community

A pc term for we fucked up our schools, and want to come out and fuck up yours. It lowers the quality of the good and average schools while not improving the quality of the horrible schools.
Now that we have a learning community, the resources that went to the good schools, are now wasted on the horrible schools.
by benth January 09, 2010
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obama girl

A middle class young woman who has yet to learn life's hard lessons, and attaches to Obama the way she attached to boy band rock stars. A political groupie who is on an adventure before she is forced out into the real world.
What will an Obama girl do if Obama doesn't win? Her parents will make her get a real job.
by benth April 29, 2008
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Omaha

A tumor on Nebraska's ass that will eventually consume the state.
Omaha will soon annex Lincoln and then move on to Scotts Bluff. If you move away from Omaha , Omaha comes and gets you.
by benth October 16, 2008
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Tard Tee

Tee shirts that have stupid messages or pictures on them that really say look at me I'm retarded. Any tee shirt where the wearer is trying to project a false image. Concert Tees ,I kicked cancer's ass, or East Omaha America's Asshole are OK as long as they apply to the wearer's experience, if not they are just plain retarded.
That's a real tard tee shirley's got on. Yeah but with tits like that who even notices the message.
by benth May 04, 2008
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Obama magic

The belief that Obama will somehow tap into powers not know to mortal man and turn the world into a new Eden. Just how and when this will happen his followers aren't saying, but they know it will happen.
Obama magic works on believing, and if it doesn't work it's because of the nonbelievers.
by benth April 27, 2008
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Magic kingdom

A place where the lines for the sucky rides are long the lines for the good rides stretch to the moon, and you are herded like cattle in the Florida heat. Spend 2 hours waiting for a 15 minute ride and you know it's not the magic but heat stoke that make you giddy. The more Disney yaps about the magic the more you realize the isn't any.
How was the magic kingdom? I haven't been that badly treated scene boot camp.
by benth April 26, 2008
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