your mumma's pineapples 

a gay lover's nickname.

Ty marvels at the possibilities of: your mumma's pineapples

your mumma's pineapples by hahahahahahah_booom! roasted March 19, 2010

flatter than your momma's chest 

An insult used to describe how flat something is.

From the movie Smokey and the Bandit Part 3
(Examining the flat tire on their car)
Junior: It's flat Daddy.
Buford T Justice: Flatter than your momma's chest.

flatter than your momma's chest by Turkey Dump April 12, 2016

momma's boy 

Type 1) A male who is overly dependent on their mom into adult hood. This can lead to things such as a grown man letting his mom make decisions for him despite the fact he's old enough to make decisions for himself. He also lets his mom order him around with no disapproval. This can have a bad effect on relationships and can be the driving force to breaking up as his girlfriend can grow tired of him letting his mother control his life. This type of momma's boy tends to be looked down upon by society.

Type 2) A man who simply loves his mother and isn't afraid to show it. How this differs from Type 1 is that the son is perfectly capable and willing to take care of himself while still holding a close bond with his mother without all the negative effects of Type 1. This type of momma's boy is sometimes misunderstood because he's willing to repay his mom for all she's done for him. This type also isn't afraid to proudly proclaim themselves a momma's boy, after all, she carried him in her stomach for nine months, gave birth to him, fed him when he was a baby, took care of him when he was sick, raised him into a respectable adult, and is pretty much the main reason he came into existence in the first place. Maybe he would get a tattoo that reads "Mom" on his arm to pay tribute, or maybe he's willing to defend his mom from any miserable cocksucker that would dare threaten her good health. If he is tough, insulting his mom can be a death note, because even bad men love their moms.

Type 1) Girl: "I'm thinking of breaking up with my boyfriend; he's such a momma's boy that he let's his mother control his life and he does nothing about it."

Type 2) Mr. T: ""I'm a mama's boy. I PITY THE FOOL WHO AIN'T ONE!"

momma's boy by wahdio August 20, 2012

Momma's Bean 

An affectionate and alternative referral to the clit or clitoris on your wife or girlfriend.

Jim: What's up Roger? Want to go drinking tonight?
Roger: Can't tonight Bro. Got plans.
Jim: What plans?
Roger: Heading straight home tonight and do a little flickin' on Momma's Bean.
Jim: Engorge it Brahhhh! Engorge it!

Momma's Bean by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2015

Momma's Utters 

Reference to your girl's or wife's tits. Her fun bags. Her milkers.

I was suckin on momma's utters all night like a nursing baby braaaaahhhhh.

Momma's Utters by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017

momma's girl

a girl that is tight with her mom

I wish I was a momma's girl.

momma's girl by that Queeen May 12, 2017

momma's boy 

1) A grown male still dependent on his mother.
2) A grown male who allows or desires his mother to control most aspects or decisions of his life for him.

I thought I loved him until I realized he was a momma's boy who can't do anything without his mother's permission or approval.

momma's boy by s_C November 25, 2003