bennycnz's definitions
A name given to someone who has shit on the floor, shit all over the toilet bowl, or shit there pants without owning up .
Loook at that sorry son of a bitch, old plops anonymous.. He shit all over the toilet bowl and when i asked if it was him he said "likkkke no way dude" Luckily i took a sample to the laboratory and found his genetic code written all over it.
by bennycnz July 9, 2010
Get the Plops anonymousmug. The money saved by being a greasy cocksucker to the salesman whilst buying disco lights or any other gay lighting apparatus.
Person 1:Hey did you hear boy george got his disco ball for half price
Person 2:Yeah he must of had a gaylight-savings coupon or got on his knees and did what he does best
Person 2:Yeah he must of had a gaylight-savings coupon or got on his knees and did what he does best
by bennycnz April 3, 2010
Get the Gaylight-Savingsmug. Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours
Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off
Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off
by bennycnz March 30, 2010
Get the Dick-offmug. A burp which is edured by either a person who has had some sort of violent bowel disfunction where turd has leaked into the stomach causing irreversible poo gas which is vented through the mouth or someone with type 2 diabetes and bowel cancer causing a small implosion of turd and insulin resulting in hectic gas production venting in the form of either a watery sounding far tor a poo-burp
Scene from broke back mountain:
Cowboy 1: What in the lords name is that God-aweful smell Enis??
Enis : Oh sorry I must of accidentally fisted my anus too hard causing an irreversable poo-burp, can you please ring an ambulance...
Cowboy 1: What in the lords name is that God-aweful smell Enis??
Enis : Oh sorry I must of accidentally fisted my anus too hard causing an irreversable poo-burp, can you please ring an ambulance...
by bennycnz April 3, 2010
Get the poo-burpmug. Person 1 :Dam that son of a bitch is rediculously fat
Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds
Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds
by bennycnz May 17, 2010
Get the Too many spongey pudsmug. Hey dude whats with those weird yellow splotches on your flarred corderoys?
Oh shit, its pistacides from that airport urinal pissfest I had to indure....Fuck it
Oh shit, its pistacides from that airport urinal pissfest I had to indure....Fuck it
by bennycnz May 20, 2010
Get the pistacidesmug. When youve been watching too many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and you cant help but get up and fire random martial arts moves at who evers watching.
Person 1 Hey look at that guy doing that weird dance...
person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick
person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick
by bennycnz March 30, 2010
Get the Van-dickmug.