bennycnz's definitions

Premature evacuation

When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants

Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation

by bennycnz June 22, 2010

Holy Shit

A bowel defication which was excreted whilst reading the bible on the throne.

person 1: I'm having problems with my rubbery old turdhole, I dont seem to be able to take the cosbies to the pool anymore...

Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)

by bennycnz February 21, 2011

Van-dick

When youve been watching too many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and you cant help but get up and fire random martial arts moves at who evers watching.

Person 1 Hey look at that guy doing that weird dance...

person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick

by bennycnz March 30, 2010

Too many spongey puds

Obesity , wobbly fatness

Person 1 :Dam that son of a bitch is rediculously fat

Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds

by bennycnz May 17, 2010

pistacides

The Vapour and/or peripheral splatterings of urine one indures at a crowded urinal

Hey dude whats with those weird yellow splotches on your flarred corderoys?

Oh shit, its pistacides from that airport urinal pissfest I had to indure....Fuck it

by bennycnz May 20, 2010

bob-robert

A hardon at the worst possible time

Oh no ive got to model these new Y-front jocks in 15 seconds but i got a rigid bob-robert in my barrel-fronts

by bennycnz April 3, 2010

Dick-off

A competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick.

Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours

Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off

by bennycnz March 30, 2010