person 1: Dude im pretty sure youve got a problem, you were singing wham songs and jerking off in front of everyone last night, lay off the booze you drunk ass bitch.
Person 2: It wasn't the booze my gruesome old buddy, I seem to have been lured onto hells carousel by satan himself, damn that room was spinning round in circles like a retard
Person 2: It wasn't the booze my gruesome old buddy, I seem to have been lured onto hells carousel by satan himself, damn that room was spinning round in circles like a retard
by bennycnz February 01, 2011
Person 1 :Dam that son of a bitch is rediculously fat
Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds
Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds
by bennycnz May 16, 2010
person 1: I'm having problems with my rubbery old turdhole, I dont seem to be able to take the cosbies to the pool anymore...
Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)
Person 2: Try reading the bible whilst summonsing the poo demons, I read exodus and instantly went for a holy shit. Praise the lord :)
by bennycnz February 01, 2011
Person 1: Hey dude did your friend sleep in my bed while i was away fucking your mum?
Person 2: No way dude...
Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*
Person 2: No way dude...
Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*
by bennycnz April 02, 2010
Dude 1 : Holy shit man, i got 10 dicks
Dude 2: Ahhh dude I'm pretty sure 9 of those are pubes, you should be in a state of pubelation, congratualtions. Now good luck working out which one is your dick little man.
Dude 2: Ahhh dude I'm pretty sure 9 of those are pubes, you should be in a state of pubelation, congratualtions. Now good luck working out which one is your dick little man.
by bennycnz August 21, 2011
Person 1 :Holy shit that guy must be a fag, look at the way hes walking
Person 2 : Nah dude hes got a case of rubber-nuts, you can hear them squeaking too
Person 2 : Nah dude hes got a case of rubber-nuts, you can hear them squeaking too
by bennycnz March 30, 2010
When youve been watching too many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and you cant help but get up and fire random martial arts moves at who evers watching.
Person 1 Hey look at that guy doing that weird dance...
person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick
person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick
by bennycnz March 30, 2010