Definitions by bennycnz
Too many spongey puds
Person 1 :Dam that son of a bitch is rediculously fat
Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds
Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds
Too many spongey puds by bennycnz May 17, 2010
poo-burp
A burp which is edured by either a person who has had some sort of violent bowel disfunction where turd has leaked into the stomach causing irreversible poo gas which is vented through the mouth or someone with type 2 diabetes and bowel cancer causing a small implosion of turd and insulin resulting in hectic gas production venting in the form of either a watery sounding far tor a poo-burp
Scene from broke back mountain:
Cowboy 1: What in the lords name is that God-aweful smell Enis??
Enis : Oh sorry I must of accidentally fisted my anus too hard causing an irreversable poo-burp, can you please ring an ambulance...
Cowboy 1: What in the lords name is that God-aweful smell Enis??
Enis : Oh sorry I must of accidentally fisted my anus too hard causing an irreversable poo-burp, can you please ring an ambulance...
bob-robert
Oh no ive got to model these new Y-front jocks in 15 seconds but i got a rigid bob-robert in my barrel-fronts
bob-robert by bennycnz April 3, 2010
Gaylight-Savings
The money saved by being a greasy cocksucker to the salesman whilst buying disco lights or any other gay lighting apparatus.
Person 1:Hey did you hear boy george got his disco ball for half price
Person 2:Yeah he must of had a gaylight-savings coupon or got on his knees and did what he does best
Person 2:Yeah he must of had a gaylight-savings coupon or got on his knees and did what he does best
Gaylight-Savings by bennycnz April 3, 2010
strangling-satan
Person 1: Hey dude did your friend sleep in my bed while i was away fucking your mum?
Person 2: No way dude...
Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*
Person 2: No way dude...
Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*
strangling-satan by bennycnz April 2, 2010
Van-dick
When youve been watching too many Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and you cant help but get up and fire random martial arts moves at who evers watching.
Person 1 Hey look at that guy doing that weird dance...
person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick
person 2 Nah hes just been to Universal Soldiers , he's just being a Van-dick