ben dover's definitions

ba-dong

Bad and wrong, adj. Bad/wrong..aweful

Billy's erectile disfunction put him in a situation of ba-dong feelings and pipe dreams.

by Ben Dover January 25, 2003

stumpfuck

A technique used to fuck a large farm animal in a cleared field.

After looking into No. 29's big brown eyes I knew I would have to take her out of the barn and stumpfuck her.

by Ben Dover October 19, 2004

psychoflexing

To bend an object or defensless person with your mind

johnny psychoflexed the the golf clubs

by Ben Dover October 10, 2004

Hum and a Buff

A Humm and a Buff is a blow job.

She gave me a Hum and a Buff with a screamer and swallowed the evidence.

by Ben Dover October 20, 2004

tinkle

to piss while squatting on the toilet

It is easier for women and men with small dicks to tinkle.

by Ben Dover November 7, 2003

poser

anybody popular and dosent even know what it actually means!!

hi i am a popular chick iyou are such a poser because you dont hang out with us hahaha...

by ben dover March 15, 2003

Hellifino

A cross between an Elephant and Rhinoceros.

Q: What kind of animal is that?
A: Hellifino

by Ben Dover October 19, 2004