ben's definitions

boomser

a 3 time cpl champion

scott is 3 time cpl champion

by ben December 29, 2004

tagmonkey

Someone who manipulates HTML mark-up for artistic purposes such as over at www.tagmonkey.com

I was just tagmonkeying around with the colspan tags to get the icon aligned right of the clear gif colour field

by Ben July 17, 2003

meat munch

A person who inserts your penis into their mouth.

maan you sure know how 2 munch meat.

by ben August 21, 2003

Comman Room Olympics

A selection of sports including long jump record holder Spatz with 12 chairs, high jump ben seaber jumped ali's nipple hight. Hurdles won by ben seaber wooooo

Ben Jumped really high and fell into pool table hurting himself bt he jumped higher than every1

by Ben April 13, 2005

neech

Patch of skin between your navel and genital area upon which pubic hairs grow.

"I would have gotten a blow job, but the hair on my neech was out of control."

by Ben December 8, 2003

townie

failure, always tlking bout soem shitty car which is "kitted up" starts fights with people who are younger than them or if they are outnumbered. i am proud to say i can tackle 5 on my own, two of us could take on 10. They were cheap clothes and have totally fucked up the english dictionary, the females are no more uglier than a vomited meal and the townie males usually act hard on their own but fail when attacked by someone younger than them.
They hang around in groups and try to attack bigger groups (examples include lions chasing after a herd of zebras or gazelles in africa) they smoke and drink cheap cider and smell liek it.
have the intelligence of a virus and they spread like one, should be experimented on and sent to the moon.
tends to listen to phat tunes which are not music.

townie- ya starting you fucking cunt? person - no, why do you ask?
townie-cuz you just gave my mate a dirty look
person - where is your mate
townie (after a few minutes of realising he isnt with one) o you wait ere ill get im ya cunt
and the person walks away

by ben November 8, 2004

Nettlecombe

Where Ben and Kels formed *Teh Nameless*

OMGWTFHEDWIG!!11! YOU'RE GOING TO NETTLECOMBE! D00d!

by Ben December 22, 2004