ben's definitions

cashew dick

Some body with a dick shaped like a cashew. i.e. curved, small, and deformed

Most asians have cashew dicks

by Ben April 20, 2005

808 Drums

Or an "808" refer to the Roland TR-808 Rythem Machine that was popular in the 80s and 90s.

The 808 became popular because they could be opened up and "de-tuned" with a few knobs to produce diffrent sounds and outputs that would other wise not be possible from the 808. Commonly used to produce very low leaky sounding bass.

artists who use or refrence the 808 include: The Bestie Boys, Sir Mix Alot, Cypress Hill, Tom Jones, Afriak Bambaataa

more info can be found at the synthmuseum.com

nothing sounds quite like an 808.

by ben February 19, 2005

stoobes

n. a goofball. also, someone who fucks up alot. an idiot

sometimes don can be a total stoobes, i hate him

by ben November 17, 2003

KOKLOADS

the result of self and/or assisted manipulation of the nether-regions of a yound male

"yo, i was up all night wid yo mother playin wid my balls and slingin kokloads all over her face"

by ben November 9, 2003

commonwealth bank

a stupid banking institution with giant fees

i going down to the commonwealth bank to effectivly burn my money

by Ben October 8, 2003

desperation

1. a desperate state of mind.
2. in dire staits.
3. in need of a bathroom.

1. "I can't put up with this much longer."
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"

by ben November 18, 2003

carrot gland

The Carrot Gland that creates diced carrot on demand for inclusion in vomit.

After a big night on the piss, my buddy threw his guts up all over the footpath. The volume of carrot indicated that his carrot gland was in good working order.

by Ben March 14, 2005