ben's definitions
a questionable person with gender not immediately noticeable, not clearly male or female. pat on SNL of example.
Mike (to friend): look at it... i say go for it... it's a choose your own adventure... you'll never know what you are going to get
by ben January 7, 2005

The most delicious circular morsel to hit planet Earth in the recent past. So savory, each bite would be relished for sure by Homer Simpson.
by Ben March 4, 2005

a To act in a manner indicating that one's head is, in fact, a penis.
b Used to describe a person who has six lovers on the side, while having a girlfriend.
c Like horseradish, but made with dick instead of horse.
b Used to describe a person who has six lovers on the side, while having a girlfriend.
c Like horseradish, but made with dick instead of horse.
by Ben December 7, 2003

a pompus jackass who thinks he quit runescape but in reality hes playing it in his head without even realizing it.
by Ben January 8, 2005

When a man who is having anal sex with a woman or another man and when the pitcher is close to ejaculation will karate chop the person on the neck to tighten up their sphinkster muscle achieving increased pleasure for the pitcher but causing the catcher pain.
by Ben November 16, 2003

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").
Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.
Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)
Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.
Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)
Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...
by Ben May 3, 2005
