cunteyed

To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"
Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!
by becy September 13, 2005
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jiss

We've all seen a jiss I'm sure. Also known as the gusher, the squirter, the juicer. This term is used for when a woman, gets butt nekkid squats down and ejaculates a hugely long triumphant ribbon of clear pisslike and jizzlike liquid during orgasm. However... its not jizz... its not piss.... ITS JISS
"I had this girl over the other night and damn i got JISSED on!"
by becy September 07, 2005
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manoris

The male so-called "G-Spot". The linguistics of this word derive from the combination of two words: man and clitoris, thus defining the male clitoris, located on the prostate by way of the tradesman's entrance, the back passage, the rear driveway, or even the rectum, if you will.
Pigman slowly eased his turgid member into Madmike's anal opening, immediately pressing upon his manoris and giving Madmike the best orgasm he'd had since the great post-a-picture related mass-banning of 2004.
by becy July 04, 2005
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haever

To be in the position of not being able to make up your mind whether or not to cut off your hippy nit-infested dreads
Kid haevered back and forth, but stopped short of actually decided to lop off his locks
by becy June 23, 2004
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cunt-act

An act that is not only cunt-like, but somehow, ineffably goes against all the principles of mateship that we currently abide by. It implies a selfish inconsideration of others, and perhaps.... yes, an active ill-will in some cases. When uttered, "cunt-act" (or "cunts-act") is often accompanied by a mournful shake of the head.
Yo, trAse, taking the last beer was a fucking cunt-act and you know it :grr:
by becy December 28, 2004
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Gayathon

A marathon competition whereby two contenders for the Queer Crown compete in the artistic field of general thread, chat and forum gayness - please note, if using a Gayatron to measure the gayness be sure to calibrate it correctly
After a huge Gayathon, silvaside was declared King of the Fags
by becy June 25, 2004
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