becy's definitions

haever

To be in the position of not being able to make up your mind whether or not to cut off your hippy nit-infested dreads

Kid haevered back and forth, but stopped short of actually decided to lop off his locks

by becy June 23, 2004

breakme

An adorable creature with the hospitality of a hobbit on ecstasy and the face of a Miss Middle Earth elf, breakme has an obsession with piercings, and given enough encouragement (ie bongs) will show you them all!

erin is such a breakme, i love her!

by becy June 25, 2004

trAse

A half-man half-woman with a tiny penis and a pus-oozing vagina for a mouth, a trAse hangs around primary schools flashing his wizened deformed nipples at the kiddies on sport days when he can masturbate to the sight of them playing Scarecrow Tiggy

Tom is such a trAse, I despair of him ever getting laid.

by becy June 24, 2004

cunteyed

To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"

Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!

by becy September 26, 2005

swishfish

A name used to indicate the highest form of gorgeousisity in a female, coupled with an excellent almost dare i say pudry-like sense of humour.

That chick is so damn swishfish!

by becy June 25, 2004

masteress

When a gay man is in a long-term stable relationship with a partner, yet keeps a bit on the side, the bit on the side is termed the masteress. In principle, it is the same as a straight man having a mistress.

Mike was going out with Tom, but he kept Dimi as a masteress on the side.

by becy April 29, 2006

dildiot

An idiot whose idiotry is so far advanced and firmly entrenched that they may as well be a walking dildo

Damn, that lalaland is a dildiot, he has no idea

by becy August 7, 2004