jiss

We've all seen a jiss I'm sure. Also known as the gusher, the squirter, the juicer. This term is used for when a woman, gets butt nekkid squats down and ejaculates a hugely long triumphant ribbon of clear pisslike and jizzlike liquid during orgasm. However... its not jizz... its not piss.... ITS JISS

"I had this girl over the other night and damn i got JISSED on!"

by becy September 07, 2005

masteress

When a gay man is in a long-term stable relationship with a partner, yet keeps a bit on the side, the bit on the side is termed the masteress. In principle, it is the same as a straight man having a mistress.

Mike was going out with Tom, but he kept Dimi as a masteress on the side.

by becy August 12, 2005

punis

A puny penis. The word obviously is a hybrid of the two words.

Check out the punis on that poor bastard - its so small that everytime he takes a piss he gets his pubes wet

by becy July 26, 2004

pudry

The residue left on the sheets after a big night's arsefucking (either gender)

When I woke up this morning the pudry on the sheets was an inch deep, and coming off in flakes.

by becy June 20, 2004

y-front cock pocket jock rockets

A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.

That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!

by becy May 03, 2005

gaytronic

Something that is simultaneously gay and nerdy. Unfortunately, on the intarweb these days, about 80 to 90 percent of stuff is IMMENSELY gaytronic.

trase and silvaside made a little christmas tree out of the letters "LOL" and posted them using a script on IRC - how dreadfully gaytronic of them. Guess who's wearing the Queer Crown now, hey boys?

by becy December 26, 2004

bongginity

The process of having your first bong ever, thus losing your bong virginity

That shameless cocksmoker lalaland just got his bongginity taken

by becy June 26, 2004