becy's definitions

cunteyed

To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"

Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!

by becy September 26, 2005

masteress

When a gay man is in a long-term stable relationship with a partner, yet keeps a bit on the side, the bit on the side is termed the masteress. In principle, it is the same as a straight man having a mistress.

Mike was going out with Tom, but he kept Dimi as a masteress on the side.

by becy April 29, 2006

dildiot

An idiot whose idiotry is so far advanced and firmly entrenched that they may as well be a walking dildo

Damn, that lalaland is a dildiot, he has no idea

by becy August 7, 2004

silvaside

A particularly nasty case of syphilis, usually localised to the gooch which will never clear up

He's got a face like a silvaside and smells twice as bad

by becy June 23, 2004

cuntadelic

An adjective describing a cunt-act that not only slaps you on the face, but yanks down your pants and buggers you mercilessly with a cricket bat as well. It introduces entirely new and original dimensions of cuntery into an already nasty cunt-like thing/person/act.

Hey did you see that post trAse made about me on itm? Fucking cuntadelic man. TOTALLY CUNTADELIC.

by becy December 27, 2004

y-front cock pocket jock rockets

A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.

That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!

by becy May 3, 2005

pricktoid

A person who is not even important enough to be called a "prick". When they are not even a vein on the shaft of a prick, they are a pricktoid.

You fucking pricktoid I can't believe you didn't buy the beer.

by becy September 4, 2005