Queer Crown

The ultimate prize given out for services to lameity, gayness and general faggotry on forums.

lewdminx and trAse are in a constant struggle for the Queer Crown

by becy June 25, 2004

gaytronic

Something that is simultaneously gay and nerdy. Unfortunately, on the intarweb these days, about 80 to 90 percent of stuff is IMMENSELY gaytronic.

trase and silvaside made a little christmas tree out of the letters "LOL" and posted them using a script on IRC - how dreadfully gaytronic of them. Guess who's wearing the Queer Crown now, hey boys?

by becy December 25, 2004

pricktoid

A person who is not even important enough to be called a "prick". When they are not even a vein on the shaft of a prick, they are a pricktoid.

You fucking pricktoid I can't believe you didn't buy the beer.

by becy September 04, 2005

cunteyed

To be so incredibly stoned that your eyes get really pinkish red and get very slitty and closed up so that with your eyelashes all around the edges, it looks like you've got two cunts on your face; hence the term "cunt-eyed"

Oh man you should have seen me last weekend. I got totally fucken cunteyed!

by becy September 26, 2005

masteress

When a gay man is in a long-term stable relationship with a partner, yet keeps a bit on the side, the bit on the side is termed the masteress. In principle, it is the same as a straight man having a mistress.

Mike was going out with Tom, but he kept Dimi as a masteress on the side.

by becy April 29, 2006

swishfish

A name used to indicate the highest form of gorgeousisity in a female, coupled with an excellent almost dare i say pudry-like sense of humour.

That chick is so damn swishfish!

by becy June 25, 2004

y-front cock pocket jock rockets

A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.

That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!

by becy May 03, 2005