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a phrase of description used when the word freak is simply not a large enough word to contain their freakishness. (the person being described probably belong on a leash too.)they are either extremely weird, perverted, or stalkerish.
Person #1: OMG did that freak on a leash Cameron just start humping your shoulder for no reason? EWWWW!
Person #2: EW now i have to burn my sweater!
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Person #1: Omg what is that kid Noah wearing? A SILVER TUXEDO? WHAT?
Person #2: wow what a freak on a leash
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Person #1: Is that CAMERON peering through your WINDOW? EEKKKKKK! ITS A FREAK ON A LEASH!
Person #2: No smart one, thats your reflection. But Cameron IS a freak on a leash
Person #2: EW now i have to burn my sweater!
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Person #1: Omg what is that kid Noah wearing? A SILVER TUXEDO? WHAT?
Person #2: wow what a freak on a leash
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Person #1: Is that CAMERON peering through your WINDOW? EEKKKKKK! ITS A FREAK ON A LEASH!
Person #2: No smart one, thats your reflection. But Cameron IS a freak on a leash
by Beckley April 26, 2009
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by Beckley August 14, 2009
Get the braces lump mug.FML stands for f*** my life. It is also a website (fmylife.com) where people record horrible things that have happened to them. FMLers have really horrible F***ed up lives, and have probably recorded something on that website. Or they have said F*** my life several times.
Person #1: So I hear you got divorced.
Person #2: Yeah, she thought I was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. Now my kids hate me, and I live in a crappy apartment. F*** my life!
Person 1#: Wow you are turning into a real fmler!
Person #2: Yeah, she thought I was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. Now my kids hate me, and I live in a crappy apartment. F*** my life!
Person 1#: Wow you are turning into a real fmler!
by Beckley April 12, 2009
Get the fmler mug.Originally meaning a person who tries to freak dance with tons of people, or things, but now means a pervert, creeper, or any sort of overly horny, gross, and weird person.
Person #1 OMG Did Cameron just try to freak with you?
Person #2 yeah! ewwww he's such a freakit!
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Person #1 Omg your English teacher, Mr. Raymond, is like in love with you. It's so gross! Hes such a little freakit!
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Person #1 Seriously, he tried to get up my shirt within the FIRST 15 MINUTES of the movie! Ugh! He's such a little hornball!
Person #2 Omg why must all guys be freakits! UGHHH!
Person #2 yeah! ewwww he's such a freakit!
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Person #1 Omg your English teacher, Mr. Raymond, is like in love with you. It's so gross! Hes such a little freakit!
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Person #1 Seriously, he tried to get up my shirt within the FIRST 15 MINUTES of the movie! Ugh! He's such a little hornball!
Person #2 Omg why must all guys be freakits! UGHHH!
by Beckley April 10, 2009
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by Beckley April 27, 2009
Get the omg mug.Someone who is your friend though official social status, but isnt actually close to you. They are in your social group.
I can only invite three people to my birthday party, and I'm inviting Sal, Chrissi, and Lara- none of my friendolians though.
by beckley March 9, 2009
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