Definitions by bec

Wisdomic 

Adj: A sarcastic form of wisdom.

Matt, that was so f'n wisdomic.

Wisdomic by Bec May 7, 2005

smenis 

abreviated term for "Smells like penis"

After Jon pulled his hand from inside his pants and raised it to his nose he said "Oh man! Smenis"
or
"Did you catch a whif of Dan's breath the other day? It was totally smenis"

smenis by Bec April 14, 2005

jerkaholic 

slang; a girl who finds herself constantly falling for the wrong guys who her friends think are jerks.

"I can't believe she feel for that bastard, she is such a jerkaholic!"

jerkaholic by Bec April 5, 2005

xmas 

Abbreviated form of Christmas. The letter "X" was used by ancient Christians under persecution as a sign of their faith, being a physical representation of the cross. Underground meeting spots usually had an "X" marked on the sidewalk in front. Since celebrating Christmas was illegal and could result in martyrdom, Xmas was an acceptable name for the holiday.

Some super-conservative Christians are so uneducated on their faith's history that you wonder how they can have the balls to persecute others based on spelling, i.e., X-mas.

xmas by bec March 28, 2005

make love 

sex when taken to a higher ground: the opposite of fucking. usually slow, soft, and sensual. the term is preferred by women, although many use it incorrectly, calling all sex lovemaking. even hard-core dildo cornholing and such whatnots.

We made love for hours in the blue moonlight.

-Did you and Johnny make love last night?
-No, we fucked like rabid monkeys.

make love by bec March 26, 2005

Owen Holloway

Meaning: Glow in the Dark Care Bear with blue hair.

"hello owen"
"mmm butter"

Owen Holloway by bec November 17, 2004

Lloyd Dobler 

To stand outside the window of the girl/boy's house you are attempting to court, while blaring a boombox over your head with a romantic song playing.

From the movie Say Anything

"Man, that dude totally scored by pulling a SWEET Lloyd Dobler on that girl!!"

Lloyd Dobler by Bec September 3, 2004