The Internet

One of the smartest achievements of mankind which has been taken over by some of the dumbest people on the planet.
English: Hey, look what I found on the internet!

Internet Speak: OLOLOL LOOK WHAT I FOUNDZ ON TEH INTERNETZ!
by bat_hero May 31, 2009
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IMA FIREN MAH LAZOR

A phrase that, when uttered, drastically alters the face of the speaker to suit the size of the energy beam that then protrudes from the the speaker's mouth along with the words, "BLAAAAH!"
Person 1: *is standing next to and facing person 2* IMA FIREN MAH LAZOR! BLAAAH!
Person 2: *head asplodes*
by bat_hero November 22, 2009
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Crud

What one says when one is afraid to say crap.
Person 1: *hits person 2*
Person 2: Holy - er.... crud!
by bat_hero August 29, 2009
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Zeeky Boogy Doog

The phrase used to trigger a Zeeky H Bomb.
Guy 1: What's your favorite word?
Guy 2: Um... ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!
*Nuclear asplosion*
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9001

His power level is..... IT'S 9001!!!
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English

Once the primary language of the United States. The primary language is now TxtTalk.
Guy 1: Hi, do you speak English?

Guy : Wth is English dued
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Ugly

The word used to describe your face.
by bat_hero May 09, 2009
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