bat_hero's definitions

Earth

Harmless.

Alien 1: Please, buddy, you gotta tell me how to escape all this chaos! I need some place harmless, man!

Alien 2: Go to Earth, then.

by bat_hero August 29, 2009

The Internet

One of the smartest achievements of mankind which has been taken over by some of the dumbest people on the planet.

English: Hey, look what I found on the internet!

Internet Speak: OLOLOL LOOK WHAT I FOUNDZ ON TEH INTERNETZ!

by bat_hero May 31, 2009

Toilet

What everything turns into when you drink too much.

Hey, I ain't no toilet, drunk dude!

by bat_hero May 2, 2009

IMA FIREN MAH LAZOR

A phrase that, when uttered, drastically alters the face of the speaker to suit the size of the energy beam that then protrudes from the the speaker's mouth along with the words, "BLAAAAH!"

Person 1: *is standing next to and facing person 2* IMA FIREN MAH LAZOR! BLAAAH!
Person 2: *head asplodes*

by bat_hero November 22, 2009

Crud

What one says when one is afraid to say crap.

Person 1: *hits person 2*
Person 2: Holy - er.... crud!

by bat_hero August 29, 2009

Club Penguin

Where spare time goes to die.

Dude, Club Penguin is older than Jesus.

by bat_hero May 2, 2009

Ugly

The word used to describe your face.

Jesus, you're ugly!

by bat_hero May 9, 2009