Definitions by bat_hero

The Internet 

One of the smartest achievements of mankind which has been taken over by some of the dumbest people on the planet.

English: Hey, look what I found on the internet!

Internet Speak: OLOLOL LOOK WHAT I FOUNDZ ON TEH INTERNETZ!

The Internet by bat_hero May 31, 2009

Crap 

My favorite snack.

No job? No credit? Eat crap!

Crap by bat_hero May 22, 2009

Jerkbag 

That incompetent co-worker of yours who keeps stealing your lunch.

Harry, meet the jerkbag I work with.

Jerkbag by bat_hero May 11, 2009

Ugly 

The word used to describe your face.

Jesus, you're ugly!

Ugly by bat_hero May 9, 2009

Club Penguin 

Where spare time goes to die.

Dude, Club Penguin is older than Jesus.

Club Penguin by bat_hero May 2, 2009

Toilet 

What everything turns into when you drink too much.

Hey, I ain't no toilet, drunk dude!

Toilet by bat_hero May 2, 2009

Tetanus 

A disease pretending to be a video game (In this case, Tetris).

I love to play Tetanus!

Tetanus by bat_hero May 1, 2009