bastardized bottomburp's definitions

second

A length of time that is very-under-exaggerated.

<Killer> Hey there.
<Spiller> Hi, I'll be back in a second.
<Killer> Okay.
*** 20 minutes later ***
<Killer> ...
<Spiller> I'm back.
<Killer> Where were you?
<Spiller> Hang on, back in a second.
*** Killer is offline ***

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

Doom

A noun in which you and I are impending. The onslaught of doom will be swift and... painful. The whole universe will eventually implode on us all. We are all doomed. DOOMED. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Doomed. Go home now.

You smell that, Daniel? That's the smell of doom!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

meat alternatives

Genetically engineered foods, such as Kangaroo eggs, and fish-wings. All this and more can be found at KFC.

Hagged Science-Type-Person: To keep healthy, be sure to have a balanced diet, plentiful with meat... and, meat alternatives.
Crowd: BOOOOO!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Cartoon Network

The wankholes who ruined:

»Dragon Ball Z
»Dexter's Laboratory
»Everything

Cartoon Network likes its tittyless momma.

by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003

Motherfucker

Obie Trice's favorite word, sorta like how 50 Cent's favorite word is 'Shady/Aftermath'.

"In order to sell an album, you need to say 'motherfucker' at least 3 times in each verse, especially at the end of a sentence." - The O-Trice Philosophy

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

no

answer to all of life's problems.

<Teacher> Did you set Bobby's school bag on fire?
<Timmy> No!

<Parent> Go... to... BED!!
<Timmy> No!
<Parent> Oh, okay then!

<ButtSlut> Looking fo' a good time, sugar?
<Timmy> No!

<BrownNose> Mr President! You're doing horribly in the running of this nation!
<Bush> No!
<BrownNose> Oh, okay then!

by baSTardized boTTomburp May 21, 2003

buttpirates

Men who sail the seas in a buttship searching for lands of carelessness and homosexuality. When not on a buttisland, they spend their time on their buttship, drifting to sea, fucking each other in the arses.

Here come the Buttpirates again, here to raid our anal cavities.

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003