Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

Dickmark 

A burnmark which appears on your penis when you're giving a girl anal and she farts all over your cock (usually quite a wet fart too, m'lord).

Man: The dickmark won't wash off.
Woman: Perhaps I should cut back on the beans?
Man: IT WOULD SEEM APPROPRIATE!

Dickmark by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

enchanting 

adj. Something something that has the power to enchant, humbling.

Timmy let out an enchanting bottomburp.

enchanting by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

insert 

A sign stuck on the rear of a prostitute.

Insert Here. 3==D

insert by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

hello 

what idiots say to start a conversation in MSN Messenger. "How r u?" will usually follow. Then, "gtg, bai"

Hello How r u? gtg bai

hello by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

asl 

The idiots versian of 'how much older is my next love-slave / the gender of my next love-slave / where I can find my love-slave.

Hello. Whore u? ASL? Bai

asl by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

CGI

Crazy language of doomy doom. Used in webpages such as Hotmail to confuse simple-minders.

My mum knows alot of CGI.

CGI by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

2D 

The lead singer of the all mighty band: Gorillaz. HAIL SANTA!

I'm 2D. Won't you buy me: Piano Chord; dictionary.

2D by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003