bastardized bottomburp's definitions

null

1. Of or relating to nothing; nothingness.
2. Javascript, when a propertie has the equalness of zero, etc.

1. My bedroom is just null.
2. The command prompt asked me to type my name. I hit 'Enter' without typing a name, and on the webpage, it said 'Hello, null! Welcome to my site!'

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

McLife

What you McLive if you have a McDonalds McFetish.

McBilly's McLife revolved around McDonalds.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003

karma

Positive actions of calm-spirited giving. Used by those who meditate to kick the shit out of you with one finger, and break ice wih their heads without hurting themselves.

Kicking the shit out of someone, however, is bad Karma.

<Neil> Oh no! I dropped the pot of lentils! ... Bad karma!

by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

serious emotional trauma

When a large, asian male farts inside your school bag, but not without dropping a turd inside it, zipping the bag back up, shaking the bag around, opening it back up, and showing you the smeared shit all over your assignment papers due next period.

Fuck! No! My papers! I've been Serious emotional trauma'd!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

the duck is eating a mango

A lame-ass internet quote which means nothing. It's intentions were to be comical. Wasn't, willn't.

OMFG!!11 Teh duk is aeting a mangi!1 LOLZ~!!112

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

clock

The act of completing a video game or computer game completely

I clocked Super Mario Shoeshine in 3 days!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

propaganda

Organised lies and filth collected, gathered and sorted by the government to throw at the public verbally.

Just click my name, look at my word definitions and bathe in the propaganda!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 21, 2003