Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

No-Friends McGee 

A terminal assclown who can't compete with society's standards. Socially challenged.

<MasterGhit> *chanting* Nobody loves you... nobody loves you... NOBODY LOVES YOU!
<NoFriendsMcGee> LOL WTF MAJAR OMG YUOR LYK MEH ONLEE PERSON ON MAI MSN LIST!1?

No-Friends McGee by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

dr evil 

D to the
Rizzo

E to the
Vizzo
I to the
Lizzo

He's a crazy motherfucker.

Mini Me, stop humping the "laser".

dr evil by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

Tragic: The Gathering 

A trading card game brainwashing fat, bald 45-year-old comic collecters and young teens alike.

<MungMunch> You're playing Magic: The Gathering? How tragic.
<TubeOfBalls> Yeh, wel, aglaest we haev fwendz LOLZ!

Tragic: The Gathering by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

buttlace 

1. A male who enjoys rapping himself around other mens buttcheeks.
2. A lace used to sew up someone's poohole in a form of rape.

1. Whattup, buttlace, you got them burnt discs fo' my calculating machine?
2. He got a needle and a buttlace and tied her buttcheeks together.

buttlace by Bastardized Bottomburp June 2, 2003

Hentai 

Considered better than real porn because hentai characters do what real people can't or won't do, sexually.

Hentai by bastardized bottomburp June 1, 2003

strong bad

Metallic panties of weightful steel and concrete

I'll take off your strong bads... ow! Shit! Those're heavy panties..

strong bad by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003

hello shitty

What one would say if one peered into a used toilet bowl.

<RoboToilet> I am honored to accept your waste.
<TubboFromDubbo> Hello Shitty!

hello shitty by bastardized bottomburp May 29, 2003