bastardized bottomburp's definitions

vaginal

1. of or relating to the vagina
2. idiotic, bullshitting

1. Your mother is vaginal.
2. This homework is so vaginal.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 14, 2003

hore

A prostitute who cannot spell (like all prostitutes).

"I issa hore - gizza munny pleez and I gizza sex"

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 4, 2003

Meh

Spoken when one is indifferent or oblivious to what another person says. Usually said when one doesn't care, isn't interested or isn't in the mood.

<Father> Say, son, what say we go see Avril Lavigne, live on stage!?
<Son> Meh.

<Wife> C'mon! Let's have sex!
<Husband> Meh.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 7, 2003

ur

Moronic, half-assed spelling or "your" or "you're" used by close-minded, slow chatroom/AOLer individuals who can't type fast enough, and will use the excuse: 'i hav 2 use slang coz i am tokin 2 lots ov pplz unlyk u LOLZ', even though I could talk to several people without using a single abbreviation.

Although these slow-minded turdburglars use it to represent 'u r', or 'you are', it is not spelt the way it would be pronunced. 'Ur' would be pronunced as 'err' or 'uhr', not 'yer' or 'yur'.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 18, 2003

pee-pee head

I ponder how one might obtain a head made of urine.

Now THATS retardation for you.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003

The Ass- Insults

Assache
Assbaby
Assball
Assbrain
Assburger
Assbutt
Asscheese
Asschild
Assclown
Asscum
Assface
Assfleck
Asshat
Asshaul
Asshippie
Asshead
Asshole
Asslick
Assling
Assman
Assmark
Assmaster
Assmung
Asstard
Asstechnician
Asstool

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 7, 2003

Chafe

Itch; rash; irritation

My pants are chafing me!

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003