Hentai

Considered better than real porn because hentai characters do what real people can't or won't do, sexually.

by bastardized bottomburp June 01, 2003

goldmember

Floppy old man who collects and eats his own skin-flakes. Flexible. Enjoys the odd smoke and a pancake.

Would you like a smoke and a pancake?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

:O

what one looks like when one inserts a cucumber up one's ass.

:O There are assorted vegetables up my anus! :O

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

:o)

chode-nosed cretin

:o) suck my small, hairy nose

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 19, 2003

Maggie Simpson

Age: 1
Role: Pacifier-sucking youngest Simpson child.
Monetary Value: $847.63
Enemy: Gerald the one-eyebrowed baby
Dexterity: Low
First Word: "Daddy"
Skills: Can draw her name on an Etch-A-Sketch

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 17, 2003

laser

Dr. Evil's secret invention to be used to sear the Earth. Air-quotes are to be used when saying this word.

Mini-Me, please stop humping the "laser"!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 15, 2003

Religionously Incorrect

learn to spell 'religiously' you sad fucker.

HALLO!111 I M Religionously Incorrect!111 OMFFG LOZL~!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 09, 2003