Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

jism 

The lesser known name for 'cum'.

The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.

jism by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

Camel 

A means of transportation for egyptians and arabs across scorching deserts and restricted areas (Area 51, the back of McDonalds etc.)

The man on a camel came wandering into MdDonalds and strolled into the back without our moral consent.

Camel by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

floppy disk 

Useful to store small files such as essays and .txt-based game-guides.

Why the hell does the iMac have no floppy disc drive? Why do I have to save my thumbnail image of a skull into a rewritable CD?

floppy disk by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

Chief Piggum 

Clancy Wiggum, chief of police in Springfield, USA. Knows what he's gettin' (some donuts).

He called me Chief Piggum! Oh, now I get it. Ha ha.

Chief Piggum by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003

Matrixed Down 

The opposite of Matrixed Up and The Matrix.

To stray away from Matrix effects (Charlies Angels, Spiderman) and Matrix spoofs (Kung Pow, Cats & Dogs) or to add something that is the opposite of The Matrix to the movie.

My home movies featured me jumping around the walls, so I matrixed it down by adding Willy Nelson.

Matrixed Down by Bastardized Bottomburp July 29, 2003

Alliteration Insults 

Insults that consist of 2 words and begin with the same 1-3 letters. Use them wisely, you turd-turner.

Shit-Shifter
Turd-Turner
Anal-Anarchist
Ass-Assessor
Butt-Butler
Cock-Coordinator
Prick-Print
Testicle-Tester

Alliteration Insults by Bastardized Bottomburp July 28, 2003

super nintendo 

Although a mediocre crock of shit in todays standards, was the best of its kind in its time.

Super Nintendo totally owned SEGA and Atari.

super nintendo by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003