Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

blue screen of death 

What you tend to see every 30 minutes when using Windows ME.

Women love the Blue Screen of Death because, when stared at for hours on end, adds "gorgeous highlights" to their hair.

blue screen of death by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

Ja Rule Hater 

One who is against Ja Rule and his music (i.e Everyone with a mind which isn't manipulated by the media).

Make it look like a suicide. Now, kill him.

Ja Rule Hater by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003

Crapper 

Another name for the toilet, named after Mr. Crapper, it's inventor. This is from which the word 'crap' and 'to take a crap' came from.

<Traggle> I need to use Mr. Crapper's crapper to take a crap. You dig?
<Jurtul> Hello breakfast!

Crapper by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003

dracula

1. Blood suckling count. He is a vampire. Go figure.
2. A song by Gorillaz.

Dracula met his foe, Prosacula and the two fought til dawn, at which point they shriveled up and burnt.

dracula by Bastardized Bottomburp August 12, 2003

killbots 

A hellbent race of robots designed to kill humans. When their Kill-o-Meters run out, they stop killing.

It was a sad day for robots everywhere... well, we could always build more killbots.

killbots by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

widows 

What house-wives become when their husbands get a job using Windows ME. See Widows ME.

Widows ME update: 4th husband dead!

widows by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003