bastardized bottomburp's definitions

verbal abuse

To abuse without physical contact, but simply by using words and insults.

"Your dad's a lesbian named Vicky!" - Verbal Abuse.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 2, 2003

thank you

A phrase not often heard nowadays, much like "forgive me" and "I'm a virgin."

Thank you for farting in my face, doctor.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

foreground

Nearby objects that are closer than the background (esp. in websites: the foreground is the text, images etc.)

"The foreground needs some colour."
"Shut up and mind your own website!"
"I would if my computer wasn't UP YOUR ASS!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

Scroll Lock

One of the 7 Wonders of the World.

Who created this mysterious wonder? And why?

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

enjo

An annoying brand of cleaning utensils with their catchy jingle of ear-straining madness.

Enjo, Enjo, Enjo! A cleaning we will go!

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 2, 2003

wank biscuit

Limp Bizkit

Them Limp Bizkit phonies can't even spell the name of their own band. It is spelt +Wank Biscuit+, you assface.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

shit brick

A rectangular prism consisting of hardened, moulded faeces/feces/turd which can be used as a tool of assasination by dropping it on someone's head from a 2nd storey window.

I dropped a shit brick on JFK's head.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 2, 2003