Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

quit 

To end a program.

Quit AIM.
Quit Photoshop.
Quit CuteFTP.
Quit Internet Explorer.
Quit Raping_Young_Boys.jpg
Quit Windows.
Quit reading this definition.

quit by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

witness 

Something Jehovah has too much of.

Christians don't go advertising their beliefs door-to-door at 7 in the morning.

witness by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

one minute man 

Any person of the male human species that reaches orgasms quickly, and therefore, only has sex for a minute before cumming and leaving.

"One Minute Man - to the rescue!"

one minute man by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

chupacabra 

A creature also known as a 'Goat Sucker' simply because it drains the blood and body fluids out of goats, leaving them dry and lifeless.
Some people believe it came from another planet. Some say it looks much like a kangaroo.

I think I saw a chupacabra in that car park.

chupacabra by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

bastardised bottomburp 

'dictionary.com' was my 750th definition.

bastardised bottomburp by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003

clickable 

Pertaining the ability to be clicked.

Objects that may be clickable include a computer mouse, a thumb & finger and a hyperlink that takes you to Feetman.com.

clickable by Bastardized Bottomburp October 5, 2003

lollersaurus 

Any enormous, ugly person who says 'lol' every 20 seconds while chatting on the internet.

"Lollersaurus masticated the leaves that represent my modem."

lollersaurus by Bastardized Bottomburp October 5, 2003