bastardized bottomburp's definitions

rash

what appears on ones penis when one doesn't apply pubricant before shoving one's penis into one's ass.

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

flet

Incurable disease of fletting about with a knife.

Fletcure cures no flets.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003

yak

The heavenly creature that flies across the sky in it's magic kayak. Every year, it will pop out of your bath-hole on Shaving Yak Day. Be sure to leave some shaving cream by your sink. If you are lucky, he might leave you a surprise.

"GASP! The Shaving Yak left me shavng-scum!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

red rennamon

1. A general ez-chode who thinks he is the victim.
2. A bitch-ass Digimon

1. The Red Rennamon biatch went and deleted all the blissful messages @ TWV's.
2. Red Rennamon, lick my digi-ass!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Camel

A means of transportation for egyptians and arabs across scorching deserts and restricted areas (Area 51, the back of McDonalds etc.)

The man on a camel came wandering into MdDonalds and strolled into the back without our moral consent.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

Sad, really!

the phrase you must mutter after some assmonkey does something outrageously sad!

The perfect subjects to say this to are as follows:

assclowns
assmonkeys
retards
blonde-fools
cheeseheads
stencharoos
assbabys (assbabies)
clods
fascists
Your Moms
The Popes

<SadBaldFool153> yea dunwoz bwing da muni tomozza
<phEWL!> Sad, really...
<SadBaldFool153> wat

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

rice rocket

Riced-up car or motorbike driven by an azn.

ChEk Ma WhEaLz!1 TaKe NoAt Ov Ma siLva cOaTInG!111 Ma Car bEz A rIce RoKeT!111~

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003