bastardized bottomburp's definitions

:X

To have an asshole for a mouth.

<Klingon> :x Fuck me in the mouthen!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003

dangly buttocks

Butt cheeks that sag to the floor.

I hate long and dangly things, like mom's buttocks.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 15, 2003

bagina

How little kids pronounce 'vagina'.

Boys habba benis! Girls habba bagina!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

smelly jelly

cum

We had smelly jelly for dessert. The maid put ice cream on the side for us.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Oaf

Mentally challenged human or orangutan, out-cast by their abnormally large manboobs and incredibly low brain-nut.

"HALO I M TEH BESTSED PPL IN DA WERLD!1 I LIV IN MA LARG MANSHUN N I M DA MOST POPULA GURL IN SKEWL!11" - the Female Oaf, found in its natural habitat... AOL.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

spacebar

sinful business

My dog spacebarred on my lap.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

dirty pillows

Located on the head of Bill Clinton. He would fondle them happily infront of the UN.

Bill Clinton loves his pair of dirty pillows

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003