bastardized bottomburp's definitions

diarrhea of the mouth

when one needs to take a shit but it comes out from the wrong end.

I got mouth-diarrhea all over my pants

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003

MSG

Short for 'Message'

Used to smite little folk on MSN, even though they asked for it simply by using MSN.

<HaiBai> Hai wassup
<DyArGH> OW! MSG'D!
<HaiBai> g2g bai
<DyArGH> ARR! MY FACE!!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003

the house of the dead 2

"People of the AMS... I am Goldman."

Goldman talks like a text-reading computer program. And when that little purplish-flying-guy on stage 1 says 'Suffer like G did,' it sounds like a question.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 22, 2003

You Gay Ho

Yu-Gi-Oh

I place Pink-Eyes-Yellow-Dragon-of-the-Cannabis-Ultimate-Toon-Black-Faced-Sorceror-Clown-Magician-Evil-Thousand-Dark-Mega-Faggot-Forbidden-Assgoblin-Sand-Heat-Water-Stapler-#190,740,910 in defense mode! *takes a breath*

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

Windows ME

I wish I could get Windows 2000 but unfortunately I am stuck with this crappy OS until further notice.

Action: MSN Messenger is currently unavailable.
Reaction: Crash

Action: Internet Explorer as caused an error.
Reaction: Freeze everything. Crash

Action: Windows ME starts up
Reaction: Crash

Action: Hit 'Enter' key
Reaction: Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Error. Blue Screen. Ctrl+Alt+Delete. Screen turns black. Crash.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

computer

A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.

<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

:X

To have an asshole for a mouth.

<Klingon> :x Fuck me in the mouthen!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003