bastardized bottomburp's definitions

Jaques Strap

One of Bart Simpsons' many prank call name's given to Moe.

<MoE> Amanda Huginkiss! Can I get Amanda Huginkiss here? Aww, why can't I get Amanda Huginkiss?
<BarFlies> Aww haw haw haw, aww haw.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 16, 2003

lyk

"Like" gone retarded.

eYe ish lyk da b0m n sum! lolz kikikiki kawaii bulldo9z hamtaro le9 of lam!21111!

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 9, 2003

Homer Thompson

Homer Simpson's new identity due to a relocation program the Simpsons used after Sideshow Bob began plotting against murdering Bart. Homer would never respond when 'Hello, Mr. Thompson' was said to him.

"When I stomp on your foot, you smile and nod. {Stomping} Hello Mr. Thompson..."

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

overmarketing

The result of:

+ Harry Potter merchandise
+ Pokémon's downfall
+ Dragon Ball Z's hate
+ Cartoon Network's uptardedness
+ Over-obsessed fanboys

Everytime there is a product without millions of crap to suck out of it, a fat-cat businessman is born.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 26, 2003

Kung Pow

Hilarious, fake-dubbed martial-arts parody. Includes a brief intermission, a man swinging a chain, repetitive zooming-effects and a woman with one breast.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass! Heh heh heh. ENOUGH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003

Chafe

Itch; rash; irritation

My pants are chafing me!

by bastardized bottomburp May 25, 2003

Skullfucker

One who has sex with my brother. Shudder.

Skull got fucked.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003