bastardized bottomburp's definitions

Fishbulb

When combined with a light-bulb and a happy-looking cartoon fish, creates a Japanese version of Homer Simpson known as 'Mr. Sparkle,' a brand of dish washer detergent that banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.

Mr. Sparkle is direspectful to dirt.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 13, 2003

rash

what appears on ones penis when one doesn't apply pubricant before shoving one's penis into one's ass.

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

red rennamon

1. A general ez-chode who thinks he is the victim.
2. A bitch-ass Digimon

1. The Red Rennamon biatch went and deleted all the blissful messages @ TWV's.
2. Red Rennamon, lick my digi-ass!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Camel

A means of transportation for egyptians and arabs across scorching deserts and restricted areas (Area 51, the back of McDonalds etc.)

The man on a camel came wandering into MdDonalds and strolled into the back without our moral consent.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

yak

The heavenly creature that flies across the sky in it's magic kayak. Every year, it will pop out of your bath-hole on Shaving Yak Day. Be sure to leave some shaving cream by your sink. If you are lucky, he might leave you a surprise.

"GASP! The Shaving Yak left me shavng-scum!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

flet

Incurable disease of fletting about with a knife.

Fletcure cures no flets.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003

Goo

cum

He loaded his goo into his ass.

by bastardized bottomburp March 22, 2003