Definitions by bastardized bottomburp

fart 

An escape of gas from the anus originating from the depths of the colon and the stomach.

Gimme an "F"! Gimme an "Art!"

fart by Bastardized Bottomburp October 15, 2006

Steve Irwin 

The stain on Australia's-Personal-Image's underwear. Makes us all look like fricking overactive assclowns.

No, not all Australians say 'Crikey!' and 'mate'. We don't all have a stupid accent. We don't all hunt crocodiles. Yes, we are the descendants of convicts. Yes, we do live in a land of Kangaroos. The fact is, Australias population is majorized in the cities, and most Australians only see Kangaroos in the zoo.

Only those freaky beastiality people fuck Kangaroos, not the rest of us.

Steve Irwin by Bastardized Bottomburp September 8, 2006

jackass 

One who tapes himself to the side of an aircraft and makes the pilot take flight.

It's raining jackasses. Must be an airshow on today.

jackass by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2006

robosexual 

The homosexual relationship between a male robot and a male human or a female robot and a female human in the year 3000.

I don't want people thinking we're robosexuals. So if anyone asks, you're my debugger.

robosexual by Bastardized Bottomburp June 20, 2006

kwijibo

A fat, balding north-american ape

'Kwijibo' was the word Bart Simpson tried to use to win a game of Scrabble.

kwijibo by Bastardized Bottomburp February 14, 2006

The Inc 

What Irv Gotti claims Murder Inc. will be now known as because 'murder' promotes death. Or because they don't like the irony of them dying off.

muRdEr inc is The most Awful RecorD labEl, perioD.

The Inc by Bastardized Bottomburp January 18, 2004

2004 

Two-thousand and four. The new year.

Another year towards death, celebrated with fireworks.

2004 by Bastardized Bottomburp December 31, 2003