bastardized bottomburp's definitions

:X

To have an asshole for a mouth.

<Klingon> :x Fuck me in the mouthen!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 18, 2003

Oaf

Mentally challenged human or orangutan, out-cast by their abnormally large manboobs and incredibly low brain-nut.

"HALO I M TEH BESTSED PPL IN DA WERLD!1 I LIV IN MA LARG MANSHUN N I M DA MOST POPULA GURL IN SKEWL!11" - the Female Oaf, found in its natural habitat... AOL.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 24, 2003

smelly jelly

cum

We had smelly jelly for dessert. The maid put ice cream on the side for us.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Alliteration Insults

Insults that consist of 2 words and begin with the same 1-3 letters. Use them wisely, you turd-turner.

Shit-Shifter
Turd-Turner
Anal-Anarchist
Ass-Assessor
Butt-Butler
Cock-Coordinator
Prick-Print
Testicle-Tester

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 28, 2003

antiwar protestor

Attention whores. Only doing what they do to look important. Its just another fad, like mobile phones. It'll wear off when Bush declares war against Mexico.

<Kroney> Sir! The Antiwar Protestors are at your door!
<Bush> Did they bring pie?
<Kroney> Well, no sir-
<Bush> OPEN FIRE!

by bastardized bottomburp June 22, 2003

scrotumnavigator

One who can hear scrotums from a far distance.

There is this guy at my school, and he is, like, this full-on scrotumnavigator and stuff. He climbed up this kids legs and chewed on his scrote, and, shit, that was unpleasant.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

Hentai

Considered better than real porn because hentai characters do what real people can't or won't do, sexually.

by bastardized bottomburp June 1, 2003