bastardized bottomburp's definitions

thank you

A phrase not often heard nowadays, much like "forgive me" and "I'm a virgin."

Thank you for farting in my face, doctor.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 20, 2003

foreground

Nearby objects that are closer than the background (esp. in websites: the foreground is the text, images etc.)

"The foreground needs some colour."
"Shut up and mind your own website!"
"I would if my computer wasn't UP YOUR ASS!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 22, 2003

internet

A web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched for 'World History' on the internet and the results showed 500 pages of pornography.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

ooky mouth

A game in which you each take turns in spitting in each others mouths, as the giver spits into the mouth of the receiver, the receiver has to try to say 'ooky mouth' with a mouthful of the giver's spit.

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

electricity

What I invented, along with the question mark.

I invented electricity! Ben Franklin is the devil!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 1, 2003

terminal

To be fully and compulsively ass-like.

You Terminal Wally!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

tekken

Actually not a bad game, but still rather easy to beat. Got some cool characters (True Ogre, Hwoarang etc.) 2-player is better than Arcade mode.

Not the greatest fighting game ever.

Tekken 4 is crap (few characters, slow-movement, just Tekken 3 with different costumes and 2 or 3 new characters), Tekken Tag Tournament is the best Tekken.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 18, 2003