by bandanasarerad February 13, 2007
Get the barack obama mug.Off-set of Christianity which brings shame to real Christians. The emos of religion if you will.
Crazy people who take the already fucked up laws of Christinaity to the extreme. They like Hell Houses,throwing holy water all over the place and George Bush. Oh,and Mel Gibson.
Jesus Freaks fear/loathe two thing: Slayer and Bill Hicks.
Crazy people who take the already fucked up laws of Christinaity to the extreme. They like Hell Houses,throwing holy water all over the place and George Bush. Oh,and Mel Gibson.
Jesus Freaks fear/loathe two thing: Slayer and Bill Hicks.
The Jesus Freak took her nine year old to see The Passion Of The Christ,then later that day she went to a rally to get Brokeback Mountain banned from cinemas.
Me: "Hey,why did Jesus walk on water?"
JesusFreak: "Well-"
Me:"Everyone knows, SHIT FLOATS!"
Me ~runs like hell~
Me: "Hey,why did Jesus walk on water?"
JesusFreak: "Well-"
Me:"Everyone knows, SHIT FLOATS!"
Me ~runs like hell~
by bandanasarerad October 13, 2006
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*Think* about it....
~Face obstructing hair...the most notrious emo trait!
~Deppresive....ever listened to Hawthorn Heights?
~Liked to make out with male friends...mmm,emo boys kissing!
~Bi-sexual....again,emo boys kissing.
~Very cute...as 99% of emo boys are
~Music Obssesed....as all emo are.
~Daddy Issuses....All Emos have these.
~Bad childhood...most emos claim to have had one. I personally did.
*Woah* I was right!
*Think* about it....
~Face obstructing hair...the most notrious emo trait!
~Deppresive....ever listened to Hawthorn Heights?
~Liked to make out with male friends...mmm,emo boys kissing!
~Bi-sexual....again,emo boys kissing.
~Very cute...as 99% of emo boys are
~Music Obssesed....as all emo are.
~Daddy Issuses....All Emos have these.
~Bad childhood...most emos claim to have had one. I personally did.
*Woah* I was right!
'I wish i could eat your cancer when you turn black...'
Emoboy:"Was that The Used!?"
EmoGirl:"No you turd,that's Nirvana"
EmoBoy:"Damn..I thought they'd suddenley got awesome."
R.I.P Kurt Cobain.
you can trust me Kurt..I didn't buy the motherfucking "Greatest Hits" album.
Fuck you,whoever put that out (Probably Courtney)
Emoboy:"Was that The Used!?"
EmoGirl:"No you turd,that's Nirvana"
EmoBoy:"Damn..I thought they'd suddenley got awesome."
R.I.P Kurt Cobain.
you can trust me Kurt..I didn't buy the motherfucking "Greatest Hits" album.
Fuck you,whoever put that out (Probably Courtney)
by bandanasarerad August 24, 2006
Get the Kurt cobain mug.Any band put together by corporate machines to feed off the pre-pubescent or teen audience:in other words,a band not about music but about money,fame and greed.
Always consist of preety boys,used to latch on to horny teenage girls with a non-threatning image.
Just another word for lame,really.
Always consist of preety boys,used to latch on to horny teenage girls with a non-threatning image.
Just another word for lame,really.
Boyband:
~Backstreet Boys
~N*Sync
~Westlife
~Busted
Boybands: 60% of what they play on MTV (the other 40% being 20% hip-hop 19% rap and 1% good music.)
Boybands: Studies show 90% of all boyband members are closet homosexuals.True story.
Boybands:Must be destroyed.
~Backstreet Boys
~N*Sync
~Westlife
~Busted
Boybands: 60% of what they play on MTV (the other 40% being 20% hip-hop 19% rap and 1% good music.)
Boybands: Studies show 90% of all boyband members are closet homosexuals.True story.
Boybands:Must be destroyed.
by bandanasarerad September 23, 2006
Get the boyband mug.A man who,sadly, due to unexplainable circumstances knows only three word of the English language. Those words are "YEAH!","WHAT?" and "OKAAAAAY!". Don't laugh,it's very sad. Although rumours do persist that he can speak fluent Japanese.
10% of all Lil John record sales go towards saving up to buy the poor man some sort of speaking machine. Y'know,like the wheelchair guy. Hopefully after that Lil John will engage in his first actual conversation.
by bandanasarerad October 23, 2006
Get the Lil John mug."Yeah,I used to like My Chemical Romance,but then all those dumb fangirls sarted leeching off them. So I dropped them,because I didn't want to be accosiated with a fangirl."
True Story...
True Story...
by bandanasarerad October 11, 2006
Get the fangirl mug.The one day of the year you can beg strangers for food and not get told to fuck off. As long as you're dressed up like a ghost/the devil/transvestite.
Yes we in the West are quite normal,thank you.
Yes we in the West are quite normal,thank you.
"I love Halloween!"
Children,drunk and horny teenagers,liberal parents,devil worshippers,goths and overweight paedophiles all LOVE Halloween.
Children,drunk and horny teenagers,liberal parents,devil worshippers,goths and overweight paedophiles all LOVE Halloween.
by bandanasarerad October 30, 2006
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