13 definitions by bakerd812

terd

a person who takes the long way about doing something extremely simple

"Where the fuck where you all day? All you had to get was milk!" "Well the dairy was sixty miles a way." "You're a terd!!!"

by bakerd812 April 10, 2004

bone

To fuck the hell out of a girl without any thought.

Damn, I'd bone her right now if I had the chance.

by bakerd812 July 4, 2004

bucket head

a female, usually one that sucks dick

Amanda and all her friends are bucketheads, it'd be easy to pimp them.

by bakerd812 November 22, 2004

pissing contest

when one enters a public restroom to find all the urinals are being occupied

"What's going on in here? Is this some sort of pissing contest?"

by bakerd812 October 30, 2004

blue balls

When an erect penis cannot achieve orgasm; When a chick makes a guy horny without finishing the job

That hot chick, I met last night, got me so horny. Then she flat out left me. Talk about blue balls!

by bakerd812 November 22, 2004

shank

to get your pants pulled down unexpectedly in front of others

Damn man, I heard you got shanked the other day. All the chicks are saying you got a small dick.

by bakerd812 April 10, 2004