lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...

by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.

by baglady2713 July 04, 2018

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laugh the knickers off me

means quite literally...that you find a particular person so funny that they could have you giggling right into bed...

NB opposite of bores the knickers off me.

will ferrell could laugh the knickers off me...anyday...

by baglady2713 May 12, 2009

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bores the knickers off me

not to be taken literally...knickers stay firmly on...but you are just very very bored...out of your mind bored...

NB opposite of laugh the knickers off me

NB could also replace knickers with tits

Victoria Beckham bores the knickers off me...

by baglady2713 May 12, 2009

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Choke on pipe

Performing a blow job. Don't call it a job for nothing. Have to be careful not to bite down! Ouchy...

Want me to choke on pipe? Best said in a Lancashire accent .

by baglady2713 June 04, 2019

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Hammer it

Something done over & over again with zeal/thorough enjoyment, yeah could be the usual suspects like shagging a gal/guy, or just anything you hit (do) hard with a passion....

Today i’m gonna hammer Paolos Caustic Love, suck it up Neighbours....

That Bish from Bulletproof can come hammer the shit outta me anyday....

Lads night ahead...
gonna hammer it (the drink, the drugs, whatever)

by baglady2713 July 04, 2018

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