perfume emergency

A female date who excuses herself to go to the ladies room because of a "perfume emergency" but never returns.

She had a date with Richard, excused herself to go to the bathroom because she needed to put on more perfume (perfume emergency), but she never came back to the table, leaving Richard wondering what happened to her.

by Bagitbabe August 16, 2008

caap

A legal restraining/protective order put on someone because of threats, stalking, etc.

I put a Caap on his ass!

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

phone masterbator

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

by Bagitbabe August 16, 2008

hangwichu

A guy who says he wants to "hangwichu" immediately after having had sex with you.

He said, "I want to hangwichu, baby." I told him "no fucking way, dude. It was just sex. If you can't speak proper English I sure as hell don't want to "hangwichu."

by Bagitbabe August 16, 2008

NORC

A really, really crappy band from New Orleans, or any band that ain't got no jump.

That band we heard last night was so NORC.

by Bagitbabe July 29, 2008

Triple A

A penis so small that when it's erect it's the size of a AAA battery.

It's not the Triple A size that counts, but how you use it.

by bagitbabe May 16, 2008

peak

Another word for orgasm, cum, enhanced sexual experience, etc.

He really did make me peak last night.

by Bagitbabe August 23, 2008