The Drunken Vietnam Vet Guy (DVVG) who can't stop telling the same old Vietnam war stories in which he is always the hero.
by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.
by bagitbabe October 09, 2008

Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.
She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.
by bagitbabe May 23, 2008

The cameras and other security devices that are everywhere invading our privacy and watching us 24 hours a day. Can locate us by satellite wherever we are.
Everywhere I go, Big Detecto is there.
by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

A woman who steals another woman's boyfriend purely to have sex with him and to enhance her own ego.
by bagitbabe October 09, 2008

A loser who hangs out at the neighborhood deli 24/7 drinking beer and hoping to pick up a chick, but never does.
I was at Young Avenue Deli today and saw Deliguy at the bar. He's always there drinking beer and looking at the door to see if a chick walks in.
by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008
