The stain on Australia's-Personal-Image's underwear. Makes us all look like fricking overactive assclowns.
No, not all Australians say 'Crikey!' and 'mate'. We don't all have a stupid accent. We don't all hunt crocodiles. Yes, we are the descendants of convicts. Yes, we do live in a land of Kangaroos. The fact is, Australias population is majorized in the cities, and most Australians only see Kangaroos in the zoo.
Only those freaky beastiality people fuck Kangaroos, not the rest of us.
Only those freaky beastiality people fuck Kangaroos, not the rest of us.
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003
<Jeeves> Here is your morning tea, sir.
<Pomp> Thuck you.
<Jeeves> I beg your pardon!
<Pomp> Go ahead and beg.
<Pomp> Thuck you.
<Jeeves> I beg your pardon!
<Pomp> Go ahead and beg.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 15, 2003
<StrongBad> Okay, Poopsmith. That's the worst costume I ever saw. I mean, you're Lazer-Tag? What, are you supposed to be dressed up as the product? Or is it more abstract that that, like you're supposed to be the concept of Lazer-Tag?
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.
<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!
Come on man, you know you just found that old crap in a trunk in your basement.
<KingofTown> Ease off, Strong Bad! He's not the one that dressed up as a girl 2 years in a row!
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 11, 2003
"Help me! That damn car dealership sold me one of those cars that bounce! My stockings are falling! My stockings are falling!" - Old woman
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 23, 2003
"I freaked out my mom with my dodecahedronpants. "
"Some guy asked for my autograph when I was wearing my dodecahedronpants because he thought I was Chris Farley."
"Some guy asked for my autograph when I was wearing my dodecahedronpants because he thought I was Chris Farley."
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003
1. A male who enjoys rapping himself around other mens buttcheeks.
2. A lace used to sew up someone's poohole in a form of rape.
2. A lace used to sew up someone's poohole in a form of rape.
1. Whattup, buttlace, you got them burnt discs fo' my calculating machine?
2. He got a needle and a buttlace and tied her buttcheeks together.
2. He got a needle and a buttlace and tied her buttcheeks together.
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 03, 2003
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003